Birthday Bash [NOOK Book]

Overview

Juli Falzone is stuck at home for her thirtieth birthday after the TSA puts her on the no-fly list…until her doorbell rings and she finds two hot cops standing on her porch with a warrant for her arrest.

Are they a practical joke from her well-meaning friends, the best birthday gift ever, or has her identity been stolen? Wanting answers and maybe a little more than curious, she lets them in. Can she talk her ...
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Overview

Juli Falzone is stuck at home for her thirtieth birthday after the TSA puts her on the no-fly list…until her doorbell rings and she finds two hot cops standing on her porch with a warrant for her arrest.

Are they a practical joke from her well-meaning friends, the best birthday gift ever, or has her identity been stolen? Wanting answers and maybe a little more than curious, she lets them in. Can she talk her way out of the situation or will they make her come along peacefully?
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016090115
  • Publisher: Decadent Publishing Company, LLC
  • Publication date: 1/9/2013
  • Series: The Edge Series , #60
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 682,581
  • File size: 233 KB

Meet the Author

Left for dead in an enchanted forest, Kelli was raised by wolves, which explains her thick coat of fur and keen night vision. As an adolescent, she was exiled from the pack due to her love of well-done steak smothered in ketchup (her penchant for blackened beef has also caused her ejection from several fine eateries). On her own, she roamed the streets, eating from dumpsters and sleeping in abandoned dog houses. Cold, starving and destitute, Kelli turned to the oldest profession—writing. Since her fall from grace, she has penned several smutty stories for which she has received many accolades. And despite her limited vocabulary, inability to punctuate properly and her well-documented spelling disability, Kelli has collected an assortment of awards (some of them for her writing). But what she wants most in the world is to return to the enchanted forest and her pack. As soon as she figures out north from south and east from west, she will do just that.

Until then, happy reading.
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  • Posted April 11, 2013

    Plans for a girls weekend and thirtieth birthday bash in Las Veg

    Plans for a girls weekend and thirtieth birthday bash in Las Vegas came to a crashing halt for Juli Falzone when she was grounded and put on the TSA's no-fly list. But best friend Dara sent a birthday present in the form of two hot young male strippers to Juli's house. Dressed as cops, Damian (Office Stud) and Jared (Officer Hung) were ready to give Juli the ultimate birthday bash that any woman would surely want!




    Birthday Bash by author Kelli Scott is a quick erotic short story that wastes no time in providing an arousing and steamy encounter that satisfies the reader's imagination. With a tantalizing sandwich dance, thirty orgasmic birthday spankings, a slow dance bump-n-grind, a nightstick vibrator, and a role playing threesome, Officers Stud and Hung had no problems breaking down Juli's resistance and inhibitions for a special night of excitement, pleasure and ecstasy! 




    Oh my goodness, this quick little read was super HOT! Author Kelli Scott pulls no punches, she weaves a sexy tale from the get go that captivates her reader's imagination. With vivid erotic sexual descriptions, steamy dialogue, and arousing interactions, Birthday Bash is one hell of a sizzling story that will make you wish it was your birthday! 

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  • Posted April 9, 2013

    Birthday Bash is part of The Edge series by Decadent Publishing

    Birthday Bash is part of The Edge series by Decadent Publishing who on their website describe the series as "The Edge is a series of erotica and fetish tales designed to test the limits of our enjoyment of eroticism." Birthday Bash does that with a birthday surprise in the form of two male strippers that turns into a menage cop sandwich with Juli as the filling.




    This is a super quick read at about 25 pages, great for if you want something hot and sexy but don't have a lot of time. Waiting to pick up kids, at the doctor, in line at the grocery store, stop and go traffic on the freeway (okay really that is a bad idea not that I am saying I have never done that but you shouldn't, do as I say not as I do)




    This is a story of an encounter more than a romance and as such we get a HFN (happy for now) as opposed to a HEA (happy ever after), considering the length of the story that works a lot better than trying to work out how they would get a forever that fast. 




    I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.

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  • Posted April 2, 2013

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    This is an erotic short story, about 22 pages or so, and a decen

    This is an erotic short story, about 22 pages or so, and a decent example of the genre.  There are fairly well-defined characters, a plausible premise and imagery that will feel familiar to many readers.  




    The set up and sexual play is cleverly detailed, with a bit of spanking, use of vibrators and a M/F/M ménage in several configurations, as a quick pick-me-up read this will fit the bill.  Although the ending felt a bit strained, the majority of the story was well formulated and presented, and this would be perfect for a reader wanting a quick read for a pick-me-up.




    I received an eBook copy from the author for purpose of honest review for Full Moon Bites tours. I was not compensated for this review: all conclusions are my own responsibility. 

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