Birthday Burglar

Birthday Burglar

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by K.A. Merikan
     
 

--- Two men. A dog. A balaclava. ---

It’s Neil’s birthday and his boyfriend, Jamie, is determined to make it unforgettable. With Neil complaining that their life got predictable, surprise is key. Jamie comes up with the best birthday plan ever, but nothing seems to go his way. His sexual role-play idea goes sideways, and the gift he got Neil does

Overview

--- Two men. A dog. A balaclava. ---

It’s Neil’s birthday and his boyfriend, Jamie, is determined to make it unforgettable. With Neil complaining that their life got predictable, surprise is key. Jamie comes up with the best birthday plan ever, but nothing seems to go his way. His sexual role-play idea goes sideways, and the gift he got Neil does everything in its power to interfere in the bedroom.
Can Jamie still make it an evening to remember?

POSSIBLE SPOILERS:

Themes: established couple, birthday, smaller top, men with pets, opposites attract

Genre: erotica, contemporary, comedy

Erotic content: Contains explicit m/m sex scenes, failed role play and a chocolate orgasm

Length: ~6,000 words

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940044980952
Publisher:
Acerbi & Villani LTD
Publication date:
10/07/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
101,397
File size:
420 KB
Age Range:
18 Years

Meet the Author

K.A. Merikan is the pen name for Kat and Agnes Merikan, a team of writers, who are taken for sisters with surprising regularity. Kat’s the mean sergeant and survival specialist of the duo, never hesitating to kick Agnes’s ass when she’s slacking off. Her memory works like an easy-access catalogue, which allows her to keep up with both book details and social media. Also works as the emergency GPS. Agnes is the Merikan nitpicker, usually found busy with formatting and research. Her attention tends to be scattered, and despite pushing thirty, she needs to apply makeup to buy alcohol. Self-proclaimed queen of the roads.
They love the weird and wonderful, stepping out of the box, and bending stereotypes both in life and books. When you pick up a Merikan book, there’s one thing you can be sure of – it will be full of surprises.

TRIVIA:

– We are Polish,
– We’re neither sisters nor a couple,
– Kat’s an artist, and Agnes is a psychologist but neither works in her field,
– Kat’s fingers are two times longer than Agnes’s.

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Birthday Burglar 2.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
edcsdc More than 1 year ago
Jamie is determined to make his boyfriends birthday special. He wants to do something spontaneous after Neil asked for more of it in their relationship. I liked that Jamie is trying so hard but dear Lord the boy comes across as a complete airhead. Poor Neil deals with Jamie's birthday "surprises" with grace (mostly) and a lot of patience. This would make for a great weekend or lunchtime book. Adult read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This was a great story. Well written, gentle, and cute. Both characters were entirely believable and stayed true to character. The dialogue between them was nicely executed, funny and witty; not too long-winded and drawn-out like one comes across at times. Sex scenes were gently and lovingly done. One could feel the love these men had for each other in every sentence.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Who buys this crap? Oh yeah my nook buddy hahaaaa #cantbelieveit
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But short
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
not my cup of tea..
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
M/M not my thing but glad I read this was funny.jas