Birthday Burglar [NOOK Book]

Overview

--- Two men. A dog. A balaclava. ---

It’s Neil’s birthday and his boyfriend, Jamie, is determined to make it unforgettable. With Neil complaining that their life got predictable, surprise is key. Jamie comes up with the best birthday plan ever, but nothing seems to go his way. His sexual role-play idea goes sideways, and the gift he got Neil does everything in its power to interfere in the bedroom.
Can Jamie ...

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Birthday Burglar

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Overview

--- Two men. A dog. A balaclava. ---

It’s Neil’s birthday and his boyfriend, Jamie, is determined to make it unforgettable. With Neil complaining that their life got predictable, surprise is key. Jamie comes up with the best birthday plan ever, but nothing seems to go his way. His sexual role-play idea goes sideways, and the gift he got Neil does everything in its power to interfere in the bedroom.
Can Jamie still make it an evening to remember?

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Themes: established couple, birthday, smaller top, men with pets, opposites attract

Genre: erotica, contemporary, comedy

Erotic content: Contains explicit m/m sex scenes, failed role play and a chocolate orgasm

Length: ~6,000 words

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044980952
  • Publisher: Acerbi & Villani LTD
  • Publication date: 10/7/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 46,578
  • File size: 411 KB

Meet the Author

K.A. Merikan is the pen name for Kat and Agnes Merikan, a team of writers, who are taken for sisters with surprising regularity. Kat’s the mean sergeant and survival specialist of the duo, never hesitating to kick Agnes’s ass when she’s slacking off. Her memory works like an easy-access catalogue, which allows her to keep up with both book details and social media. Also works as the emergency GPS. Agnes is the Merikan nitpicker, usually found busy with formatting and research. Her attention tends to be scattered, and despite pushing thirty, she needs to apply makeup to buy alcohol. Self-proclaimed queen of the roads.
They love the weird and wonderful, stepping out of the box, and bending stereotypes both in life and books. When you pick up a Merikan book, there’s one thing you can be sure of – it will be full of surprises.

TRIVIA:

– We are Polish,
– We’re neither sisters nor a couple,
– Kat’s an artist, and Agnes is a psychologist but neither works in her field,
– Kat’s fingers are two times longer than Agnes’s.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2014

    Omg really

    Who buys this crap? Oh yeah my nook buddy hahaaaa #cantbelieveit

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2014

    Funny

    But short

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2013

    not my thing

    not my cup of tea..

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 26, 2012

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    M/M not my thing but glad I read this was funny.jas

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