Bite Me If You Can (Argeneau Vampire Series #6)

Bite Me If You Can (Argeneau Vampire Series #6)

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by Lynsay Sands

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Once Bitten . . .

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has

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Once Bitten . . .

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.

But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

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Lynsay Sands combines funny and vampire once again in this sixth entry in her Argenau vampire series. Not everyone wants to be a child of the night, as Leigh Gerard quickly discovers. She's walking home late at night, and the next thing she knows, a creepy guy bites her and makes her drink his blood. Before much more can go wrong, the newly turned Leigh is rescued by Lucian Argenau, a 2,000-year-old vampire who fights rogue vampires. He's been a little depressed lately but is happy to show Leigh a proper welcome. He introduces her to a few conveniences and benefits -- blood bags in the fridge, the disappearance of cellulite, and the ability to eat without gaining weight. Although Lucian can read minds, the fact that he can't read Leigh's suggests she just might be his lifemate. Despite interruptions from his extended family and Julius the mastiff, this unlikely romance starts to flourish. Just when it kicks into high gear, Lucian gets word that the rogues are returning to find Leigh and finish the job. There are some great odd-couple scenes in this book, including a mall shopping scene in which she goes off to buy lingerie and he buys books on how to get girls (he's a little rusty). Ginger Curwen

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Bite Me If You Can

Chapter One

Leigh was only a block and a half from home when she noticed the footsteps echoing her own. At first she didn't think anything of it. This was Kansas. Nothing ever happened here, especially not at five in the morning. Even Dorothy and Toto had to get picked up by a tornado and dropped somewhere else for adventure to come their way.

Of course, this was Kansas City, not some backwater town. There was crime in the city. It was also five o'clock in the morning, and she was a lone woman walking down a dark street that...while a residential area of old houses with families...was also only a couple of blocks from the downtown core where the homeless and druggies tended to concentrate.

A shiver of unease crept up Leigh's spine as she became aware that the footsteps behind her had picked up speed and were drawing nearer. She'd walked this route hundreds of times over the last five years and never once felt uncomfortable . . . and didn't like that she now was. Telling herself to stay calm, she tried to recall what she'd been taught to do in self-defense class, but, of course, now that she needed it, her brain was blanking on her.

Wasn't that always the way?

She felt her muscles begin to tense as the footsteps continued to draw nearer, and feared if she didn't do something soon, it might be too late.

The thought spurred her into action. Changing direction, Leigh cut toward the curb to cross the street, casting a nonchalant glance back as she did, as if looking for traffic. The look didn't reassure her. The person approaching was a man; tall, slender, and dressed in dark clothes. She couldn't see his face, however; it was in shadow, thanks to the hood of his jacket. All she'd managed to do with her quick glance was make herself more uncomfortable, more on edge. More scared.

Acting as if she weren't troubled by his presence, Leigh started across the street, her mind now considering and discarding possibilities of what she should do. A glance around the dark house-lined street ahead told her she was on her own, there wasn't a car or pedestrian to be seen. No help there.

She really should have taken a taxi home, she acknowledged, but had never had a problem before, why should she have thought this morning would be any different? Besides, it was too late for regrets, they weren't going to get her anywhere.

Leigh felt her heart squeeze tight as the footsteps followed her across the street. Now her gaze was sharp as she scanned the houses she passed, searching for any sign of life, trying to deduce which she should approach for help. This was a quiet residential street, the houses in darkness, people having long retired for the night and not yet rising. She appeared to be the only person in this area who worked late and was still up.

Coco's, the restaurant/bar she owned, closed at 3:00 A.M. Well, the bar closed then, the restaurant area closed much earlier. Leigh managed the bar at night. Once the last customer trundled out and the cleaning crew set to work, she retired to her back office to do paperwork; filling out the work schedules, checking time cards, writing up orders, checking the day's receipts, and so on. She was usually done about the same time as the cleaners. Otherwise, she waited for them to finish, saw them out, locked up and headed home . . . always between 5:00 and 5:30 A.M., that dark predawn time when most criminals were tucked in bed.

Just as everyone on this road appeared to be, Leigh thought, her heart sinking. Then she spotted a porch light pop on several houses up. A moment later the front door opened and an older lady in a housecoat appeared. The woman didn't notice her coming up the street, her attention on the German shepherd who slipped past her to pad eagerly down the steps onto the front lawn.

"Waking me up before dawn." The woman's annoyed mutter carried clearly in the near silence. "You should have gone when I took you out for your walk earlier."

Leigh's heart lifted. A safe port in the storm. She could seek shelter from the woman and call the police, or maybe just a taxi. Surely the dog's presence would discourage the man following her from making a nuisance of himself?

She put on a burst of speed and opened her mouth to call out, but that was as far as she got. She never heard the man behind her pick up speed, never realized he'd rushed forward. Suddenly he was there before her, forcing her to an abrupt halt.

"Hello, Leigh."

The sound of her name made her pause with confusion, then the man shrugged the hood off his head, revealing his face.

"Donny?" She said with surprise, relief coursing through her. Donny Avries had worked the bar at Coco's for a year. He was always eager to please and a hard worker. Milly...Leigh's friend, and her day manager in the restaurant...claimed he had a crush on her and had begged for steady night shifts to be near her, but Leigh thought that was nonsense. They just got along well as friends. She'd been terribly upset when he'd gone missing more than a week ago.

Usually prompt, and often even early for his shift, Donny simply hadn't shown up on Monday night. Leigh had tried calling his apartment, but there'd been no answer. When he hadn't shown up the next night, she'd called again, then grown concerned and called his landlady to have her check on him.

The woman reported that while everything looked fine in his apartment, his cat was obviously hungry and the litter box had been overflowing, suggesting he hadn't been home for a while. While there were no signs that he'd left . . .

Bite Me If You Can. Copyright © by Lynsay Sands. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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Bite Me If You Can (Argeneau Vampire Series #6) 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 358 reviews.
BookReviewerLA More than 1 year ago
Exciting and well written. Didn't take me long to finish. Very enjoyable
cruisegirlCA More than 1 year ago
I have read every book in the Argeneau Vampire series. They are awesome. It gives a different insight to the Vampire world. It's kind of like Twilight in the way she allows them to live/move amongst us. And the science behind why they are what they are is so believable you would think it's true. But the reason I like them the most is that it's a family of Vampires. And each book goes into a family member's background. And the romance is good. The negative's I found were that they were somewhat predictable in that each would find their lifemate. Getting there was the good part. And in the last 4-5 books, the romance came a little too soon for me. I liked it but I wanted more story/plot before the romance came into the picture. But these are great books. I would recommend them and if you have a bunch of time where you can read, they are great as you can read one right after the other.
poisonivyDD More than 1 year ago
I was impressed that there is a new take on the whole vampire universe still out there. This was a good book to read and I will definitely go back and read the rest of the series. And there are some really good romatic sequences!
Photographer More than 1 year ago
I love how they are both fighting eachother to
not kinda fall in love
I JUST LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
they are soo cute for eachother
and i completly fell in love with the dog
and how rachelle just did not like lucian at all
and leigh was just there ro protect him lol
so sweet and simple

only they go through a couple of speed bumps
on the way to finding true love
lovestoreadnovels More than 1 year ago
I love Lynsay Sands books. She is an amazing author who makes you really feel apart of the book. I finished this book in two days and couldn't put it down! If you love vampire and romance novels her books are for you. They captivate you and make you wish you could be the characters in the book. I can't wait to buy the next one :)
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SuanChen More than 1 year ago
I love Lynsay Sands. Her storylines are pretty good and she is very entertaining in her writing. My only drawback to her novels is the way her characters always seem to have a blood bag hanging from their fangs. Nothing wrong with a wine glass.
Martha44150 More than 1 year ago
I am a total fan of uncle Lucian. He can bite me any time. A must read!
bigtimereaderUT More than 1 year ago
As always, Lynsay Sands provides great humor and romance. I enjoyed this one, because I've really liked Lucian in the other books - a seeminly coldhearted jerk who, of course, isn't as bad as all that. Great read!
ReCie More than 1 year ago
I was hooked on Lynsay Sands books ever since I read The Accidental Vampire. It's sexy, fun, and down right entertaining. Bite Me If You Can is part of the Argeneau Vampire series...basically a big Immortal family. Each of Sands book have been about one or two of the Argeneau family members and how they met their lifemates. This book is about Lucern & Leigh's story. Leigh was just walking home from work when she gets attacked by Donny, he's been missing and works in Leigh's resturant. Leigh is turned into an Immortal by Morgan who is on the run because he's a Rogue. Lucern is an Enforcer of The Council, a group pretty much set up to keep Immortals in line. Lucern is in town to deal with Morgan but when he escapes he is stuck dealing with the innocent Leigh. The story continues on how their relationship develops and its a laugh from front to back.
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This entire series is addicting!
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Dragged but eventually picks up.
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Alice64 More than 1 year ago
same as her other books, just different characters.
ssmommie75TB More than 1 year ago
Witty and old collide when Lucian takes over the care of newly turned immortal Leigh. Thinking he will just drop her care onto a family member, Lucian gets a shock in discovering he just helped save the life of his life mate. And now has to keep her safe while convincing her he can be trusted.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it and so will u. Read them u will like it I promise
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endless_love More than 1 year ago
oh men. did i laughed!!!! who'll ever thought big, bad wolf was going to fall that hard!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It's the most awesome book I have read! Love the details and humor in the story.
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