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Bleep! [NOOK Book]

Overview

A world without phone sex? Could it happen? Join Alessia and Will for a humorous, yet very thought-provoking look at this engaging exchange between lovers that suffers a few... bleeps.

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Thank you for taking the time to nibble on this free sexy snack. If it's whet your appetite for more, please visit Purple Prosaic for a complete list of available titles.

While some of our entrees may be available...

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Overview

A world without phone sex? Could it happen? Join Alessia and Will for a humorous, yet very thought-provoking look at this engaging exchange between lovers that suffers a few... bleeps.

Authors' Note:

Thank you for taking the time to nibble on this free sexy snack. If it's whet your appetite for more, please visit Purple Prosaic for a complete list of available titles.

While some of our entrees may be available on this site, arbitrary restrictions on fictional erotic content imposed by vendors and/or prudish payment processors (such as PayPal) have limited the sexual diversity of your menu.

In other words, if you want to taste the full range of our talents, visit us in our kitchen. We'll take you right there on the counter.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000705544
  • Publisher: Purple Prosaic
  • Publication date: 6/13/2009
  • Series: Free from Purple Prosaic , #18
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 20,011
  • File size: 169 KB

Meet the Author

Take one part Appalachian redneck, one part aging wet dream, and one part filthy-minded wordsmith. Mix well and serve with chocolate-covered cherries. There you have the one and only Alessia Brio. Alessia writes all colors and flavors of erotica, from heterosexual to menage to same sex, and from twisted to humorous to deeply touching. (Sometimes, usually by accident, it even qualifies as romance.) Her work has earned her critical acclaim in the form of a few EPIC eBook Awards for Best Erotica, a couple Next Generation Indie Book Awards, and a Romantic Times Top Pick in addition to a plethora of glowing online reviews.

Not all of Alessia's publications are allowed here on Smashwords due to censorship. Readers interested in the full catalog are encouraged to visit her label's website at www.PurpleProsaic.com

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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 2.5
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  • Posted July 17, 2010

    more from this reviewer

    The opening statement says it all.

    When you first open this book, it states, "If you paid for this ebook, you got ripped off." This book is awful. It's 10 pages of a smutty phone sex conversation. That's it. There is nothing else to it. There is supposedly a plot that involves a law that was passed preventing people from being obscene over any electronical device. This results in the really gritty words being "bleeped" from the conversation like public television, causing the character to find more creative ways to get his point across. I suppose if you are looking for literary porn, this book is for you.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 12, 2010

    thought-provoking and sensual

    This is a story aimed at titillating our senses while questioning our awareness of our rights being threatened. Do we want to live in a society where Big Brother sees all and hears all?

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2014

    Eh

    I've read most of this writers books, and they're not good, so I'm glad they're free. This book was detailed in phone sex, but lame on other aspects.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 19, 2012

    A$$ hole

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 12, 2012

    so so book

    Aubu1964
    I started this novel on Saturday May 5th 2012. I had started on page 10 and ended on page 30. Some law was passed which was
    high tech obscenity one it was in the paper called The Dems its a night after barely defeated the homosexuality vaccine legistratation. This law had taken effort yesterday according to this novel. He was talking to some guy that he met on line no stripes attacked. They had talked about sex all the time and alot of other things also. This person was a women she was clasping her front with her bra and now his hand slid down to her sweat pants and then they swerved outside of the line on the road. He was in the backseat . He was having sex with her. This was all on the phone. It was a so so book. ShelleyMA








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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2012

    Not my style

    Not for me, but might be for you. Ya never know.

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  • Posted August 12, 2010

    I Get It, but It sucked

    I get the point of the new law like I totally get it, and that is a very cool question to pose you?
    Like: Would that be acceptable?
    But, the characters are paper thin, and gross.
    The fact that he started becoming more obscene to get his story across was just totally going against the fact that the new law was limiting you so horribly, and when she was able to... "finish" it just showed how little she cared for the new law.
    So, it kind of went against it's own intellect of posing such a question while filling it with a long phone sex conversation.
    This story made me think afterward "like, that would be too far for the government to do that to us", but you ruin the message by having the story become so pornographic.
    The main point appears to just be sex, and the new law was a way to allow the author to become even MORE obscene than the book even needed to be.
    Three stars, because it was short and kept me wanting more
    Three stars, because it was short and disappointing in the end.

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