Blue Dragon Pie

Blue Dragon Pie

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by P.D Blake
     
 

Gordon wants to see his name over his own pie shop, by the sea. The only thing stopping him is a distinct lack of money. Instead he is stuck down Clag Alley, selling his wares from a barrow.

But the Razorback Mountains Pie Eating Contest might be the answer to all his problems. A thousand groats is up for grabs, but every celebrity troll chef in the mountains

Overview

Gordon wants to see his name over his own pie shop, by the sea. The only thing stopping him is a distinct lack of money. Instead he is stuck down Clag Alley, selling his wares from a barrow.

But the Razorback Mountains Pie Eating Contest might be the answer to all his problems. A thousand groats is up for grabs, but every celebrity troll chef in the mountains is having a go and Gordon needs that special edge if he is to stand a chance of winning the prize.

Gordon does the unthinkable and joins forces with humans, dwarves and elves in an attempt to hunt down a dangerous dragon. They want gold and glory. All Gordon is after is a pie filling, but he soon discovers that other species can be bad as trolls when it comes to deceit and treachery, in his quest to make a Blue Dragon Pie.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940033105939
Publisher:
P.D Blake
Publication date:
03/16/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,057,026
File size:
122 KB

Meet the Author

P.D.Blake is a forty-something writer from East Yorkshire in England. During the day he is a mild mannered software developer. At night, under the cloak of darkness and occasionally under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, he writes. What he writes is mainly fantasy, sometimes humorous, sometimes not, sometimes short, sometimes long. He has been writing on and off for a number of years, ever since he bought a manual typewriter back in the late eighties, progressing through an Amstrad PCW to the wonderful world of Windows PCs. When not writing he can be found in the veg plot, growing his own and brewing his own to go with it, or just talking to his chickens.

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Blue Dragon Pie 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 9 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny story
Anonymous 8 months ago
Great story about a troll and his pie. Very funny!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Kk
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The ending was such a surprise it made the story great
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Something different filled with an imagery world A bit of a challenge but a good read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you read this book, you need to know that the main charater is a troll! I found this book not very high quality but, the humorous ending made reading this free book worth it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its really funny he threw an elf off a cliff
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Full name: just Lottie, but uses Sylviro as a last name when needed.<br>Age: 18, was through an 11 year time warp and is now 29.<br>Looks: tall, 6 feet tall. Blond hair that goes all the way to a foot beyond her feet, up to the ankles orange that bursts into flames before the rest of her hair does and more often than the whole thing. If cut the ratio of blonde to orange stays the same somehow. Has many scars.<br>Wears: Cosplays as Ness from Earthbound. If removed, any item of her clothing will grow back. Socks read 'left foot' on the right and 'right foot' on the left.<br>History: I actually will tell you if you ask.<br>Abilities: Mental: Very smart. Psychic: Immense. Physical: although agile she's not strong.<br>Pers: Crazy, but can be gentle and caring. But mostly crazy because her only friend is Red.