Boring Things Dad Says: The ultimate funny book gift for Father's Day, full of classic dad jokes and phrases (and what they actually mean)

by Rupert Baxter

Overview

Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone.

Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example…

What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”
What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.”

Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes.

You’ll find chapters on essential subjects such as:

· The golf trip
· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
· The shed
· Grandchildren
· Christmas

Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781804953365
Publisher:	Cornerstone
Publication date:	10/17/2024
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	160
File size:	610 KB

About the Author

Rupert Baxter is a former IT technician turned writer. He lives in Milton Keynes with his long-suffering wife and three children.

Beyond writing, Baxter has a passion for garden landscaping and swears the new water feature is nearly finished.

Boring Things Dad Says is his first book. Baxter has high hopes that it will be a Sunday Times bestseller.