Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown

by Stephen Bills

Overview

The end of the world starts with the death of a cow…

Innocent enough, right? After all, cows die every day. Usually they're not ripped apart by razor-sharp teeth, though. And most of the time they're not devoured – fur, bones, and all – by a mythical creature.

Still, Constable James Paddington always wanted a proper case rather than the usual bickerings of the island's backwards inhabitants. Now he has one.

Two, actually. There's also Norman Winslow, aging bachelor extraordinaire, who hasn't been since he documented his own zombification. So, two problems.

Well, three, really. There's also that vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world that's due to be fulfilled… ah, this Saturday. Is it that soon already?

Yeah. It's going to be a busy week…

Product Details

BN ID:	2940011493997
Publisher:	Stephen Bills
Publication date:	09/02/2011
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	404 KB

About the Author

Born in South Australia in 1984, Stephen Bills is a kilt-wearing Adelaidean with a B.A. in Philosophy, a Graduate Diploma in Library and Information Management, and an M.A. in Creative Writing. When he is not writing, he catalogues books for several interstate libraries, drinks wine (not at the same time), and referees mixed-gender roller derby. All these things leave him less time for writing than he'd like, but he's getting to it as quick as he can. His Dewey number is A823.4. What's yours?

He writes comedy novels. Specifically, ones that deal with the supernatural and paranormal in some way: ancient prophecies about armageddon, telepathy, indestructable briefcases that alter the fate of the world. That kind of thing.