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Meet Kate Mackenzie. She:
They can. Because:
The last thing anybody -- least of all Kate Mackenzie -- expects to find
in a legal arbitration is love. But that's the kind of thing that can
happen when ... Boy Meets Girl.
Kathleen A. Mackenzie
Personnel Representative
Human Resources
The New York Journal
216 W. 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
212-555-6891
Ida D. Lopez
Craft Food Services
The New York Journal
216 W. 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
Dear Mrs. Lopez:
Last week, we met to address your continuing job-performance problems related to the giving out of dissemination of serving of items from the dessert cart you operate in the newspaper's senior staff dining room. These problems have persisted despite repeated counseling sessions with me my boss Amy Jenkins supervisors as well as staff training programs. Specifically, your refusal to give disseminate serve dessert to certain members of the senior staff has resulted in several written complaints from administrators at this establishment paper company.
Mrs. Lopez, your refusal to serve dessert to certain members of the paper's staff is disruptive to food service operations, and the explanations that you have provided for your behavior are not satisfactory wholly believable inexplicable acceptable. This letter is being issued as a written warning with the expectation that there will be an immediate and sustained improvement in your work attitude food service dissemination job performance. Failure to comply will result in further disciplinary action.
On a more personal note, Mrs. Lopez, please stop refusing to give senior staff members dessert, even if you feel, as you explained to me last week, that they don't "deserve it." Which members of the paper's staff do or do not deserve dessert is not your decision to make! And I would hate to see you asked to leave the food craft services department over something so silly! I would really miss you -- and your chocolate chip cookies!
Damn it.
From the Desk of
Kate Mackenzie
To do:
Kathleen A. Mackenzie
Personnel Representative, LZ
Human Resources
The New York Journal
216 W. 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
212-555-6891
kathleen.mackenzie@thenyjournal.com
Sleaterkinneyfan: What are you doing?
Katydid: WORKING. Stop IM-ing me, you know the T.O.D. doesn't like it when we IM during office hours.
Sleaterkinneyfan: The T.O.D. can bite me. And you are not working. I can see your desk from here. You're making another one of those To Do lists, aren't you?
Katydid: It may look like I'm making a To Do list, but really I am reflecting on the series of failures and bad judgment calls that have made up my life.
Sleaterkinneyfan: Oh my God, you are twenty-five years old. You have not even had a life yet.
Katydid: Then why am I in such mental and emotional anguish?
Sleaterkinneyfan: Because you stayed up too late last night watching Charmed reruns. Don't try to deny it, I heard you salivating over Cole.
Katydid: Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!!!!!!! Did I keep you and Craig awake?
Sleaterkinneyfan: Please. Craig would sleep through a nuclear blast. And I only heard you because I got up to use the bathroom. These hormones make me have to go every five minutes.
Katydid: I am so, so sorry. I swear I will be off your couch and out of your place just as soon as I get a line on a studio I can afford. Paula's taking me to look at one tomorrow night in Hoboken. $1100/month, third-floor walk-up.
Sleaterkinneyfan: Would you stop? I told you, we like having you stay with us.
Katydid: Jen, you and Craig are trying to have a BABY. You do not need an old college roommate sacking out on your living room couch while you are trying to procreate. You did enough just getting me this job in the first place.
Sleaterkinneyfan: You more than earn your keep with all the cleaning you do. Don't think I haven't noticed. Craig even pointed out this morning that you had dusted the top of the refrigerator. Obsessive much, by the way? Who even looks at the top of the refrigerator?
Katydid: Well, Craig, OBVIOUSLY.
Sleaterkinneyfan: Whatever. You can't afford $1100/month on your salary. I know how much you make, remember?
Katydid: It's the cheapest place Paula's found me so far. That isn't on the same block as a methadone clinic.
Sleaterkinneyfan: I don't understand why YOU are the one who had to move out. Why didn't you kick HIM out?
Katydid: I can't stay in that apartment. Not with the memories of all the happy times Dale and I shared.
Sleaterkinneyfan: Oh, you mean like all those times you came home from work to find that, like, one of his bandmates had mistaken the closet for the bathroom and peed on your suede boots?
Katydid: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP AT WORK? You know it always makes me want to cry. I really loved those boots. They were perfect Coach knockoffs.
Sleaterkinneyfan: You should have thrown his stuff out onto the fire escape and changed the locks. "I don't know if I can marry you after all, I have to take things one day at a time." I mean, what kind of thing is that for a guy to say?????
Katydid: Um, the kind of thing an ex-pothead who is about to land a million-dollar recording contract would say to the girl he has dated since high school. I mean, come on, Jen. Dale can get anyone now. Why would he stay with his girlfriend from high school?
Boy Meets Girl. Copyright © by Meg Cabot. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.Fancy_free
Posted October 4, 2009
This book is definitely different from the books I normally read and it certainly took a little getting used to. I ordered it online so I didn't really know anything other then the description the site offered. I'm not sure I would have gotten it if I knew what it was life before hand. The story is told, not in traditional story-like form. Instead, you read a series of e-mails, letters, transcripts and IM messages to learn the story. You read enough so you know what is going on but I constantly felt like there was more to the story then I was getting. It became very frustrating several times. I will give it props because it is certainly creative especially considering the world we live in where everything is done electronically. The problem is that I felt like there was just enough information to be sure I knew what was going on but nothing extra. That said, the actual idea was a good one and, from the information I did have, I really liked the characters. I think this is a book to borrow first and then, if you like it, buy it. I certainly would have been just fine not buying it.
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Posted May 30, 2007
This book is all about love, life, and taking chances! I'd recommend it to any girl!
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Posted January 18, 2004
This book was great. I'd just read the Boy Next Door and it was interesting how some of the characters from that appeared in this story as well. The character development is exceptional especially considering the book's unconventional style (written through e-mails, phone calls, instant messages). I couldn't put it down. I hope this series continues.
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Posted January 20, 2012
Great i LOVE this book and meg is my fav author EVER
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Posted December 30, 2011
So no offense but you are honestly boring me to death with the long comments!!! I only look at these to see the reveiws not some long sapy story about how it is a wonderful experience and it is beutifuuly written!!!! Again no offense!!!!
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Posted January 8, 2011
I thought that this book was a great read. I would highly recommend this book.
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Posted June 29, 2010
The book highlights a working friendship that many of us experience.It written like an email exchange and many of us have done that in the office. The chic lit is not hard to figure out but the ride is so much fun. This is a great book for quick mindless reading that you may need in order to get back some of your sanity. I recommend it for a fun light read on the beach; during a rain storm; on a plane ride or just because. It is not thrilling or mindblowing but it is definitely funny, light and great read!
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Posted May 4, 2010
You know those days when you just don't want to think? You just want to read something that will take you away and make you laugh and smile. Well, then you will enjoy this book. Sure, it's a chick lit book. Sure, you can probably figure out what's going to happen, but who cares? The fun is going along with the ride and seeing how it all unfolds.
Meg Cabot decided to write this book in quite an original format, all through emails. As I was reading this book, I could truly picture my friends and I sending sending emails back and forth to each other that would be quite similar. I laughed out loud so many times. Each of the characters were so endearing that you rooted for all of them.
As I said, if you are looking for a literary classic, this is not it. If you are looking to be entertained and laugh a lot, then I would definitely pick up this book. You'll read it in one day.
L-G
Posted July 11, 2009
In today's email crazy world, it was fun following Meg's ping-pong style of writing in email fashion and it was different to say the least. This was a humorous, easy read that actually held my interest to the end. I even laughed out loud several times! My first Meg Cabot and I intend to read more. Yes, I recommend this cute book!
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Posted May 5, 2008
My friend loaned me this great book. Throughout I laughed endlessly. This is a light, fast read you will really enjoy. I could not put it down. Kate is wonderful.
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Posted February 23, 2008
TERRIFIC read! I laughed out loud!! The characters are all awesome!
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Posted February 26, 2008
Way to go Kate! What a Wonderful book to read! It doesn't disappoint! Everything seems to go downhill for Kate but with a gorgeous lawyer on her side, it all starts climbing up for her!
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Posted April 24, 2007
I loved this book, the fact it's written in the form of e-mails, notes, journal entrys and even store recipts took me aback just a bit. I recommend it to anyone looking for something light and outrageously funny.
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Posted April 10, 2007
Excellent book! All of the Meg Cabot books I've read so far have been excellent! This one was sweet and charming and it made me happy! Your the best Meg Cabot! )
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Posted November 18, 2006
loved this book. the way it was written in emails and notes made it easy to follow and fun to read. it's definitely a book you want to sit down and read!
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Posted October 6, 2006
Katie wasn¿t having a good love life at all. Her boyfriend, of ten years, would not commit to a marriage, so she broke up with him, she then had to find a place to live, because it was his apartment. She ended up staying with her best friend, and co-workers house , since she couldn¿t afford to pay for an apartment rent in New York City. After a while living there, Katie thought she should move out because Jen and her husband were trying to have a baby. Consequently, she ends up losing her job at the same time. She got in trouble, because it was her turn to fire someone, and it happened to be Ida Lopez, the sweet lady who made bake goods. Well, she was accused by her boss of writing a paper that she never wrote, nor ever seen it. Katie ends up staying wither her co-worker Dolly for a while. Things heat up with Katie and her lawyer. There were many things I enjoyed about this book but there were also things I didn¿t really like. One of the things I really disliked was the fact that they were all emails, instant messages, journal entries, or phone calls. With all the e-mails it was confusing for me since you had to know who it was to and who it was from. I really enjoyed the act that it was very intense, and you never knew what was going to happen next.
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Posted May 11, 2006
This book was so cute..it's style was so much different than the books I usually read. I loved how the the main character was just a small town girl (Kentucky) in a big city! Her love life was so funny too! It's a cute read, I definately reccomend it!
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Posted April 4, 2006
This book was so easy and fun to read. The style it's written in is a nice change of pace. Everything is in e-mails, IM conversations, notes, voice messages, and journal entries. As soon as I started reading it, I only put it down to sleep and managed to finish it in less than a day. And I'm not much of a reader at that. It's very cute and has you rooting for the main character and waiting for that special moment to finally happen. It definitely inspired me to buy more of Meg Cabot's books.
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Posted February 7, 2006
This book is not only fun and easy to read,but it is also romantic! I loved it.I would recommend to any girl who wants to find true love.
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Posted January 18, 2006
This was a totally entertaining 'chick-lit' read, told completely through IMs and emails. I could absolutely relate to many of the conversations the characters had at work...and I have to say the letters and songs written by kate's ex-boyfriend made me laugh out loud. If you are looking for something light hearted to boost your spirits, I absolutely recommend this book.
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