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Boyfriend in a Bottle [NOOK Book]

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Be careful what you wish for. It might come with an expiration date…

Josie's well-meaning friends just don't get it. It's not that she's overjoyed to be thirty-two and celibate since her boyfriend dumped her. She'd love to settle down, but she refuses to settle for just any man. After all, better single than a sucker. Nevertheless, she humors her friends and follows the instructions attached to the gift they've given her-a beautiful bottle from...

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Boyfriend in a Bottle

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Overview

Be careful what you wish for. It might come with an expiration date…

Josie's well-meaning friends just don't get it. It's not that she's overjoyed to be thirty-two and celibate since her boyfriend dumped her. She'd love to settle down, but she refuses to settle for just any man. After all, better single than a sucker. Nevertheless, she humors her friends and follows the instructions attached to the gift they've given her-a beautiful bottle from a new-age shop. Lick, and the perfect man will appear.

It works. The naked man she finds tied to her bed is everything she's ever wished for. Except Mr. Perfect comes with a time limit.

Kede is tired of living life by the hourglass. Once, fulfilling the desires of the women who freed him was enough, but now it's just another job. Josie is different, though. She sees him as a real man-a man she wants for all time.

Kede wants more than a moment. He wants a chance at life outside the bottle, and he wants a life with Josie. But he belongs to the goddess Inanna, and his time is running out . . .

Warning: This title contains a little magic and a lot of wish-fulfillment sex. It also contains a perfect man created by a goddess solely for a woman's pleasure, and it may cause you to feel compelled to lick strange, random bottles in search of your own Inanu.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781609280529
  • Publisher: Samhain Publishing, Ltd.
  • Publication date: 6/8/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 70
  • Sales rank: 477,268
  • File size: 812 KB

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  • Posted October 22, 2011

    Liked but disappointed too

    This was a good story and had a lot of potential (I loved both of the characters), but it was only 50 pages long. I was very disappointed with how quickly it ended. The author could have done so much more with the development of this story. The last 20 pages in the book turned out to be short clips advertising the author's other available stories. What a dirty trick! I wouldn't be surprised if they're not all very short, too : (

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