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I blushed. Was Peri coming on to me? Perhaps she wasn't that interested in John Thomas after all?
"Do you like John Thomas?" I asked point blank. This dinner party would be a total bust if she didn't. It would only hurt his feelings if she preferred women instead of men. I breathed a sigh of relief as she shook her head 'yes'.
"But how can I compete besides someone as sexy as you?" she cried. "I can't compete with anybody. No one cares for a person afraid to even make a quick appearance at an orgy. I'm a square peg and everyone else is a round hole. I don't fit in."
If she has a square hole she and Little John may fit together just fine. I shook the thought from my mind and focused my concentration on the task at hand--making Peri feel better about herself. It was time for me to play ship's counselor again.
I jumped to my feet. "All right, stand up and clothes off. It's time to start the makeover. I'll run the bubble bath."