Break the News to Me Gently

Break the News to Me Gently

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by Tim Patrick
     
 

2009 was a busy year for everyone but Congress, so it's no wonder that reputable news organizations overlooked headlines such as, "Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other." Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what&

Overview

2009 was a busy year for everyone but Congress, so it's no wonder that reputable news organizations overlooked headlines such as, "Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other." Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940000821770
Publisher:
Tim Patrick
Publication date:
02/03/2010
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
173,502
File size:
71 KB

Meet the Author

Tim Patrick is a software developer and humor writer (same thing) living in Southern California. He has published several books and articles on technical, humorous, religious, and other general topics. Tim has more than 30 years of programming and software architecture experience, and is a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer. Tim was selected as a Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP) in 2007. He earned his computer science degree from Seattle Pacific University.

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Break the News to Me Gently 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Expecting real headlines, one star seemed appropriate since the headlines are all fabricated and none genuine, but I gave two stars for proper grammar and punctuation.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Apparently a cat had 12 kits. Thats worth while. Boy with the bread + Girl on fire = Toast! Haha put that in the newspaper
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I couldn't put it down.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Random thoughts that ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Humor and you get 555 results. Its true the man really is five the devil is six and i am seven.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a collection of "one liners" from someone who mistakenly believes he is funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Only uneducated AA's would enjoy this.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
no thanks
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny phoney headlines
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a very funny book although all the stuff that happens in it is fake thogh but i guess thats ok i like rhe twin story the most
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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