Break the News to Me Gently [NOOK Book]

Overview

2009 was a busy year for everyone but Congress, so it's no wonder that reputable news organizations overlooked headlines such as, "Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other." Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.
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Overview

2009 was a busy year for everyone but Congress, so it's no wonder that reputable news organizations overlooked headlines such as, "Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other." Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000821770
  • Publisher: Tim Patrick
  • Publication date: 2/3/2010
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 56,082
  • File size: 147 KB

Meet the Author

Tim Patrick is a software developer and humor writer (same thing) living in Southern California. He has published several books and articles on technical, humorous, religious, and other general topics. Tim has nearly 30 years of programming and software architecture experience, and is a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer. Tim was selected as a Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP) in 2007. He earned his computer science degree from Seattle Pacific University.

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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2012

    For Lovers of Phony 'Humorous' Headlines

    Expecting real headlines, one star seemed appropriate since the headlines are all fabricated and none genuine, but I gave two stars for proper grammar and punctuation.

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2012

    Random news

    Apparently a cat had 12 kits. Thats worth while. Boy with the bread + Girl on fire = Toast! Haha put that in the newspaper

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2011

    Loved it!

    I couldn't put it down.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2013

    Funny?no,not funny.

    Random thoughts that ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 18, 2013

    You look up polictical

    Humor and you get 555 results. Its true the man really is five the devil is six and i am seven.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2013

    Really quite bad

    This is a collection of "one liners" from someone who mistakenly believes he is funny.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2013

    Only uneducated AA's would enjoy this.

    Only uneducated AA's would enjoy this.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 13, 2013

    no thanks

    no thanks

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 11, 2013

    Easy funny read

    Funny phoney headlines

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 9, 2012

    Send newspaper to EarthClan

    The Divine Earth all results

    0 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 8, 2012

    Send to...

    BLAZECLAN!!! del first result.

    0 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2012

    Sr

    Send newspaper to ThunderClan at pine cone first result!

    0 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 12, 2012

    Truthstar of the good Shadowclan

    Good Shadowclan is at broken star(s) (<- optional) all results. Truthstar

    0 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2013

    Very funny

    This is a very funny book although all the stuff that happens in it is fake thogh but i guess thats ok i like rhe twin story the most

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2013

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