Breakfast for the Sun God [NOOK Book]

Overview

On the winter solstice, Brian is heading to visit his girlfriend's family's farm, deep in the heart of nowhere. Shortly after dawn, not far from his destination, this city boy stops for breakfast at a restaurant in a sleepy one-horse town, and everything starts to take a turn for the weird.

All he wanted was a sandwich. All he got was a series of increasingly strange events, starting with a peep show - and the loss of most of his money - and ...

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Breakfast for the Sun God

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Overview

On the winter solstice, Brian is heading to visit his girlfriend's family's farm, deep in the heart of nowhere. Shortly after dawn, not far from his destination, this city boy stops for breakfast at a restaurant in a sleepy one-horse town, and everything starts to take a turn for the weird.

All he wanted was a sandwich. All he got was a series of increasingly strange events, starting with a peep show - and the loss of most of his money - and ending with frostbite - and the loss of most of his clothes.

Will he ever get an explanation? A happy ending? And what about that sandwich he ordered?

Breakfast for the Sun God is a 9,500-word / 30-page almost erotic comedy about small towns and strange customs. It contains a plot, interesting (and occasionally naked) characters, bad sheep jokes, other bad jokes that have nothing to do with livestock, and some of the most unusual euphemisms ever employed to describe sexual acts. Contains no werewolves, vampires, zombies, dinosaurs, millionaires, or billionaires; no jiggling, no throbbing, and no heaving body parts. Also contains a general lack of dirty vulgarities and redeeming qualities, but, hey, it's free, right?

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044348943
  • Publisher: George Berger
  • Publication date: 2/28/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 395,715
  • File size: 131 KB

Meet the Author

George Berger spent the better part of a decade in the publishing industry, before returning to college, where he pursued a double major in linguistics and horology. A competitive kite-flier and biathlete, he lives in Hudson, Wisconsin with his wife and two dogs. In addition to the novels Mendacities and Without A Spark, he's written an ever-growing number of novellas and short stories in a reasonably bewildering array of genres.
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