Breaking Yawn: The Second Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody [NOOK Book]

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Picking up where bestselling parody New Moan left off, this hotly anticipated sequel spans the last two books in the Twilight series, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
 
Heffa Lump is still living at home in Spatula, having graduated from the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence, and is looking forward to a life of notoriety as the girlfriend of the fabulously wealthy vampire Teddy Kelledy. Still desperate for fame, Heffa ...
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Breaking Yawn: The Second Book in the Twishite Saga: A Parody

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Overview



Picking up where bestselling parody New Moan left off, this hotly anticipated sequel spans the last two books in the Twilight series, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
 
Heffa Lump is still living at home in Spatula, having graduated from the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence, and is looking forward to a life of notoriety as the girlfriend of the fabulously wealthy vampire Teddy Kelledy. Still desperate for fame, Heffa considers entering Undead's Got Talent, judged in part by the fearsome Vindicti; the only problem is, she's not a member of the undead—yet. Torn between becoming a vampire or staying human, she soon realizes that hers and Teddy's love story is so amazing that it alone could make them both famous. As her plans for fame become more elaborate, she graciously allows Teddy to give her a blinging engagement ring and the society wedding of the season, with as much coverage and corporate sponsorship as possible. However, the course of true love and Heffa's frenzied rise to fame is threatened by The Vindicti, who want to make sure that the Kelledys' incredible celebrity power is under their control. Will Heffa ever get fame, fangs, and a fabulously famous family? Will Teddy get the wedding night he lusts after? Hilarious, witty, and intelligent, this is the ideal gift for anyone who loves—or hates—Twilight!
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Editorial Reviews

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"Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure . . . this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi-guilt."  —Cosmopolitan on New Moan

"The inevitable Twilight parody (we sooo wish we'd written). Vamp-lit turned on its head."  —Grazia magazine on New Moan

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781843177920
  • Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
  • Publication date: 11/15/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 224
  • Sales rank: 1,154,006
  • File size: 934 KB

Meet the Author


Stephfordy Mayo is the author of New Moan.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 12, 2012

    :)

    hahaha i snorted milk out my nose reading this

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 24, 2012

    Lol omg

    This is sooooooooooooooooooo freaking funny . U manikine

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2013

    Twiglight STINKS!!!!

    I LOVE this book! I HATE TWIGHLIGHT!!! Bella- Hi Jacob I love you. Hi Edward I love you! Oh no, I have to choose to either be a vampire or werwolf because I'm the only human on earth? Well that's reasonable, I'm gonna have to go with Edward because he got me an ice cream!
    Like, come ON people! You can't possibly like that trash. Compared to Harry Potter Twighlight is NOTHING! So get this book, it's hilarious!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 25, 2012

    Ewwww

    This book sucks twilight is boss

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 27, 2014

    Kim

    ((We cant date. But ill talk to you!)) &#9786

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 30, 2014

    Max

    Ok i like talking to you

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 28, 2012

    That good?

    Should i read it?

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted April 11, 2012

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