Breastfeeding Sucks: What to Do when Your Mammaries Make You Miserable

Breastfeeding Sucks: What to Do when Your Mammaries Make You Miserable

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by Joanne Kimes
     
 

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You know breastfeeding sucks when...

Your breast pump starts to resemble a medieval torture device
Your latest scent is eau de' cabbage leaves
Your breasts rival Old Faithful as a must-see attraction

If you need to latch on to something with your free hand while your little miracle is latched on to you, then Breastfeeding Sucks is

Overview

You know breastfeeding sucks when...

Your breast pump starts to resemble a medieval torture device
Your latest scent is eau de' cabbage leaves
Your breasts rival Old Faithful as a must-see attraction

If you need to latch on to something with your free hand while your little miracle is latched on to you, then Breastfeeding Sucks is the book for you. Inside, Joanne Kimes covers:

  • How to prepare for breastfeeding before the birth
  • Physical and emotional challenges that face both you and your little leech—er, infant
  • Nursing in public and pumping at the office without feeling like a freak-show attraction
  • Weaning that little tot before his eighth birthday
In the hilarious, real-mom style that made Pregnancy Sucks a hit, Kimes lays it all out. She gives as much mitigating advice as she can muster to reduce the nipple pain, engorgement, fatique, and frustration that come with breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding Sucks is the only book you need on the long road to sippy cups.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781440514388
Publisher:
F+W Media
Publication date:
12/01/2007
Series:
Sucks
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
224
File size:
601 KB

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Breastfeeding Sucks: What to Do when Your Mammaries Make You Miserable 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
EmmasMama More than 1 year ago
As a first time mom, I am worried about breast feeding. This book was a great blend of laughter and information that is relevant to me!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Breast feeding us so sexy.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed reading this book. It has lots of great tips and makes light of all the things no one seems to tell you about becoming a mother. Its great to take a moment to laugh along the way.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Guest More than 1 year ago
This is a great read if you're contemplating breastfeeding or are currently breastfeeding. It definitely provides a little laughter for a sometimes 'challenging' endeavor!