Bride Portal [NOOK Book]

Overview

Mary Wolmack has lost her job, her dignity, and the key to her apartment. Cursed with being a "fat chick", she can't believe the hunk across the hall is interested in her. When he announces he's an alien prince whose people honor women of size, she realizes she's lost one more thing - her mind.

Matthew Adams, aka Tek, Crown Prince of Kratania, has traveled through a magical portal to find his soul mate, the woman foretold to become his queen. ...
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Overview

Mary Wolmack has lost her job, her dignity, and the key to her apartment. Cursed with being a "fat chick", she can't believe the hunk across the hall is interested in her. When he announces he's an alien prince whose people honor women of size, she realizes she's lost one more thing - her mind.

Matthew Adams, aka Tek, Crown Prince of Kratania, has traveled through a magical portal to find his soul mate, the woman foretold to become his queen. When Mary refuses to believe they are meant to marry, he picks up the challenge to prove he's not an Earther, and takes her to his world and shows her all the ways Kratanian men honor their women.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781419911439
  • Publisher: Ellora's Cave Publishing Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/30/2007
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 154,800
  • File size: 255 KB

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Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 12, 2013

    WHERE'S THE BEEF

    OUT OF 14 PAGES ONLY 4 ARE ACTUALLY READING PAGES. NEEDLESS TO SAY I WON'T BE PURCHASING THIS BOOK.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2013

    Completed

    2,569. Wow....pretty low score. _SiLvEr PsYcHiC QB3_

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 4, 2013

    To the quest

    Leah, you messed up. It is impossible to win. See for yourself.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 3, 2013

    YOUR NEXT QUEST

    (( Welcome to the world of Randomness Quests. Your quest is: kill Mr. EvilCherry and save MapleSyrupLand from being deproyed by Royal Emporour Sundae. Write down the order of the numbers you traveled through the story and post if you completed the quest or failed. Please no cheating. You may begin your quest... now. )) You walk along the sidewalk and all of the sudden spot a portal. --- Do you --- A) keep walking (go to #1) --- OR --- B) put your finger in the portal to see if it works (go to #2) --- NUMBER 1: The portal sucks you in as you walk past. --- (go to #4) --- NUMBER 2: You take your finger out and it is covered in maple syrup. --- Do you --- C) lick your finger then jump through the portal (go to #4) --- OR --- D) lick your finger curiously and keep walking (go to #1) --- NUMBER 3: You arrive in a world full of waffle people and maple syrup houses. --- Do you --- E) start eating the houses and waffle people (go to #4) --- OR --- F) walk up to a cherry and poke it (go to #5) --- NUMBER 4: The waffle people fight back and throw forks at you. You die covered in maple syrup. QUEST FAILED! (go to the beggining and start over.) --- NUMBER 5: Mr. Cherry turns around and fiddles with his mustache. --- Do you --- G) stab him with a fork (go to #6) ---- OR --- H) Take his mustache and put it on (go to #7) --- NUMBER 6: the cherry starts gushing cherry blood and the waffle people cheer. --- do you --- I) take the medal made of waffle and eat it (go to #8) --- OR --- J) Take the medal and jump through the portal (go to #9) --- NUMBER 7: The cherry takes back his mustache and floats away in a supee bubble made of icecream and maple syrup. QUEST FAILED! (Go to the beggining and start over) --- NUMBER 8: You make the waffle people cry (go to #9) --- NUMBER 9: You jump through the portal safely and it closes behind you. QUEST COMPLETED! --- (( Congrats! QUEST IDEAS CURTESY OF: Cherrypaw... I think... )) ~RaNdOmNeSs_QuEsT~

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2012

    Good book--witchiiee101

    It was a good book. The only thing was it was only 38 pages long. I think we need more books like this one, just longer. Good job!!

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  • Posted June 17, 2011

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    Short, Sweet with funny spots!

    This was a good "short" story, I just wish the book had more funny spots - Matt is a sweet heart. I was so happy for Mary. I would read more of MB's books.

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  • Posted October 8, 2010

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    ;OD

    This book was ok for me I liked it but it didnt WOW me for a novella. Matt/Tek he was a sweet heart, Mary was having a really bad day and her comes her neighbor who she thinks is crazy. The book is not bad still take a chance and read it

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