Bringing Metal to the Children: The Complete Berserker's Guide to World Tour Domination

Bringing Metal to the Children: The Complete Berserker's Guide to World Tour Domination

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by Zakk Wylde, Eric Hendrikx
     
 

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Bringing Metal to the Children is a handbook to all things Heavy Metal, brought to you by insane prankster and guitar god Zakk Wylde, of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Label Society fame.

This “Complete Berzerker's Guide to World Tour Domination” provides tips and tests for the True Rocker—as wild man Zakk Wylde invites all who dare

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Bringing Metal to the Children is a handbook to all things Heavy Metal, brought to you by insane prankster and guitar god Zakk Wylde, of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Label Society fame.

This “Complete Berzerker's Guide to World Tour Domination” provides tips and tests for the True Rocker—as wild man Zakk Wylde invites all who dare onto the tour bus for brain-bursting tales of glory, debauchery, and general mayhem in the dangerous metal universe.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780062079350
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
04/10/2012
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HARPERCOLLINS
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
320
Sales rank:
534,440
File size:
38 MB
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In the two decades since Ozzy Osbourne hired him away from his job at a New Jersey gas station to become his new guitarist, Zakk Wylde has established himself as a guitar icon known and revered the world over. Writing and recording with Osbourne led to multiplatinum success, inspiring him to create the now-legendary Black Label Society in 1998. Wylde has won nearly every guitar award imaginable, and is a major influence on a new battalion of rock guitarists.

Writer, photographer, and fellow Berzerker Eric Hendrikx is a notable contributor to more than a dozen books, including Forrest Griffin's New York Times bestsellers Got Fight? and Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down. A lifelong musician, Hendrikx playedguitar in the rock band Snake River Conspiracy. He currently lives in Southern California with his son, Stone.

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Bringing Metal to the Children 4.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have been a fan of Zakk since I saw him walk on stage in Charlotte NC on his first tour with Ozzy. I have seen BLS 2x and have been a fan of theirs from the beginning. With that being said, I wish I would've never bought this book. My kids bought me a gift card and I thought this would be an awesome purchse since I already read I AM OZZY. (I almost chocked laughing so hard at that one, 5 *) But as for Zakk's book, one can only stand to read about him sucking someone's dick , getting F**Ked in the ass and talking about JD for so many pages and then it gets OLD real quick. I almost stopped reading but the only reason I didnt is because I didnt want to waste that money. I wouldnt recommend this book to anyone, not even a fan. I will sell it on eBay for sure. I dreaded even picking it up and tried to just read it to to get thru it. And all the Viking talk became nonsense after the 2nd chapter. It was just garbled junk. I even stopped reading the Chapter pages. Ive read tons of Rock Star books that I would recommend in a heart beat...Ozzy, The Crue, Manson, Slash, DLR, but this one I couldnt wait to be done with. 1 star isnt worth it here.
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The only reason I finished this book was because I paid for it. In the pages of this book one must wade through constant...and I mean constant references to his penis, sexual demeaning of his wife and ridiculous Viking fantasy to read a handful of decent stories. But then, you would still need to feel diarrhea stories were decent. Almost unreadable.
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Hello, My Buddeh!! O.o As you few may know. I'm Le ONE and ONLY Zakk Le Batt! 0-o Whaa, you don't know who Zakk Le Batt is? You must be tripping. **Dies** Ish dead. Lawl. xD M'kay let's get going!! :{D <~ That Face is A Mustache face. Lawl. I MADE A MUSTACHE-OOH FACEH!! Yea! Ok. <p> Name~ Zakk Le'Fonga Bon Qui Qui Le Batt the 29th Soo, Zakk Le'Fonga Bon Qui Qui Le Batt the 29th. Can yea get all dat? Mhmmmm! O3O <p> Age~ Ok, buster. Why do YOU out of all people wanna know? Huh, SPEAK! Ok. Ok. Ok. I'm sorry. **Puppy Dog Face** Forgive me, Peas!! Yes, I like Peas. **Facepalm** <p> Looks~ I'm a white waitress. With dreads and blue eyes! Jk, Jk, Jk. I'M FU<__>CKING KIDDING WITH YOU! D-A-M-N! Dx Ok, For reals now. I'm 4'9 inches. O-o Yea, I'm small. No, but, I'm 4'9 in feet. Ok. Still small but whateves. I have shaggy black slick hair. Sometimes, I dye it a exotic color. Like HOT PINK!! I wear any-color v-necks. And any color skinny jeans with some black vans. My pants sagg. Don't hate. I'm a skater. Whatcha expect. I go skating in my birthday suit. **Chuckles** That's a good idea. I'ma do dat knoww!! **Runs off** Ok, <p> Relationship~ I am taken by the most, wonderfulest(Not a Word.), Funniest, Smartest, prettiest, lovelyist(Another. Not a word.), Beatifulist(I get it.), girl EVA! Her name is Trinity Blake. My wifeh! Yesh, we are married. Lawl. <p> Facts~ I am rped by a girl. Yes, A girl. Got a problem. I'm a transie. No, jk! I'm straight. I have a bf in rl. Forever taken! Lawl. Ok, got a problem? I'm a writer. I write for both genders. Just remwmber in the end we're all human. Sooo, if you gotta problem. I suggest talking to the people of the world. Espically, authors. It's ok being a girl and rping a guy. But, not for guy to rp a girl. O.o That's like. A girl telling a girl their pretty and the pther girl saying thank you. Then a guy telling another guy. Your so handsom. The guy reacts by saying. Are you g<__> ay? Yea, No. Like I said, I'm straight as a rainbow. Jk! Damn, you take everything so serious. T.T **His baby Watermelon pees on him** Not Agian! Bad Watermel', Bad Watermel'! O-o <p> Anything else.. Ohhhh, Yea! My Friends! My Besties are, Cali, Trinity, Alex, and Fang!! My friends are... Uhhh, theres Too Many!! **Crys in a corner** Lawl. I like to say 'Lawl' and I like pandas #Se<__>xyBeast Buh-Bye My Bi<__>tches!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Boroklyn. Other one i thought of lives in NH or Vermont ^__^
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MY MOUTH HURTS
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*he flips a golden sword in his hand which glows brightly*
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Yawns
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SDMF GI/FD \m/\m/