Bros & Hoes In Prose [NOOK Book]

Overview

What’s this book about? Nothing really, but it’s quite funny. This book is a collection of short essays that cover all aspects of life; from hipsters to hand jobs and from rap moguls to Ron Artest. It’s best read on a crowded subway or in the middle of a wedding ceremony so that strangers can reward your loud guffaws with stone-cold stares of appreciation.

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Bros & Hoes In Prose

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Overview

What’s this book about? Nothing really, but it’s quite funny. This book is a collection of short essays that cover all aspects of life; from hipsters to hand jobs and from rap moguls to Ron Artest. It’s best read on a crowded subway or in the middle of a wedding ceremony so that strangers can reward your loud guffaws with stone-cold stares of appreciation.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011297632
  • Publisher: Slava Pastukhov
  • Publication date: 2/1/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 15,551
  • File size: 214 KB

Meet the Author

I live in Toronto, Ontario (Canada for those who don't know) and I'm probably the second funniest person I know, but I'm the funniest person I know who has the time to write a weekly column. I like roller coasters and I'm scared of a zombie apocalypse.


I was born in West Philadelphia where I was also raised and I spent most of my days playing basketball at the local playground. One day, these guys who were making trouble in my living area confronted me and I got into a fight. As a result, my mom got scared and sent me off to live with my Uncle and Aunt in Bel-Air.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 8, 2012

    Half right

    This book is about nothing but it's not hysterically funny. It isn't even mildly amusing. It is a bunch of lame and tired musings, much like we all engage in when bored. Nothing special but also pretty harmless.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2012

    Holy crap!!!!

    I hate it"!!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 23, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    Bros & Hoes in Prose

    One of the essays in "Bros & Hoes in Prose" starts, "welcome to the first and last installment of Relationship Advice from a Guy who's Never Been in a Relationship." (It turns out this isn't really the last installment, since we get the "next installment" later in the book.) After reading the first several essays, I can't say I'm surprised. This assumes Pastukhov is serious about never being in a relationship, which might be a faulty assumption. And therein lies my main problem with this book.

    The best and edgiest comedy requires walking a tightrope. It often means holding a mirror up to a segment of society to show its flaws in a humorous way through exaggeration and caricature. My sense is that is what Pastukhov is attempting in the first several essays in a section called, "The (un)Fairer Sex: How to get women. Also, how to get rid of them." The first essay in this section, 3 Women You Should Date, compares three different female types along with the pros and cons of dating each. The descriptions of the three types of females with the pros and cons were humorous and mostly managed the balancing act for me. However, I found the setup, starting with the "how to get them ." subtitle of this section to his describing the first essay as "product reviews for pu**y," too much. I felt it went over the line, from humorous to misogynistic. Even when the author moves from women to other subjects in later sections, this feeling kept popping up in other ways.

    Although I found many places in "Bros & Hoes in Prose" that made me smile and some that made me laugh, as was promised in the description, I also found too many that pissed me off. I guess this means I need to watch MTV to find out which cookie-cutter mold applies to me. I do suspect a narrow demographic segment, maybe certain college age males, would love this book. One positive is it is free on Smashwords for those who want to see for themselves.

    **Originally written for "Books and Pals" book blog. May have received a free review copy. **

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 12, 2012

    Nice

    It was a nice essay, but he shouldn't have ripped on baseball so much, I mean its only a sport for players. Why not rip on golf instead?

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2012

    Not good

    Wasnt tht great. Dont really recomend it.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 24, 2012

    this jew

    Made a joke about Germans burning people. Two thumbs up.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2013

    Lol so # three

    Itd free dumbass

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 1, 2013

    Definately different

    Very interesting

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2013

    To below

    It doesnt cost anything... how could you waste money on it?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2013

    Not funny ..not even vaguely amusing

    Do not waste the money

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 27, 2012

    Hilarious!!

    He had me cracking up the whole time.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 12, 2012

    Anonymous

    RRRRRRRROOOOONNNAARRTTTESTT / METTA WORLD PEACE

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 23, 2012

    good

    Good

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted August 30, 2012

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