Bubble in the Bathtub (Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder Series #2)by Jo Nesbo, Mike Lowery (Illustrator), Tara F. Chace (Translator)
The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil
The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.
Spun from the quirky cast and gaseous premise introduced in Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (2010), this even sillier sequel expelled by the popular Norwegian crime novelist sends young Lisa and Nilly from Oslo to Paris and from the Middle Ages to Napoleon's tent on the eve of Waterloo. Their aim? To rescue their eccentric inventor friend Victor Proctor and the love of his youth, Juliette Margarine. Despite pursuit by Juliette's crimelord husband Claude Cliché and his gang of lookalike thugs, the young folk help to reunite the lovers. They also, with help from the puissant blasting powder of the title and a bathtub time machine, save the Doctor from the guillotine, call off the battle of Waterloo, dance on the stage of the Moulin Rouge, inspire Gustave Eiffel to build a tower, trick Columbus into thinking he's landed in India and other historical feats. Though Lowery's illustrations are too rare and sketchy to have much influence and a significant character seems to have been trucked in just to be killed off later, the tale burbles comically along and everything comes out right...in the...end. (Light fantasy. 10-12)
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The Postcard from Paris
THERE WAS TOTAL silence in the gymnasium. Nothing was making a sound—not the twelve sets of brown wooden climbing bars along the walls, not the old pommel horse covered in cracked leather, or the eight gray well-worn ropes hanging motionless from the ceiling, or the sixteen boys and girls who made up the DØlgen School Marching Band and who were now all staring at Conductor Madsen.
“Ready …,” Mr. Madsen called out. He raised his baton, and squinted at them through his dark aviator sunglasses. Mr. Madsen, with dread in his eyes, searched hopefully for Nilly. He knew the other kids in the band teased the redheaded trumpet player because he was so tiny, which of course he was. But unlike the other band members, the little guy had some musical ability. Maybe he could turn things around today. Since Mr. Madsen didn’t see Nilly, he looked over at the only friend Nilly had—Lisa, who played the clarinet. She was the only one in the band who always practiced at home. Maybe there was hope after all.
Everyone put their instruments to their lips. It was so quiet that the sounds of the warm October afternoon outside could be heard: birds singing, a lawn mower humming, and the laughter of little, snotty-nosed kids playing. But inside the gym it was dark. And it was going to get even darker.
“Go!” Mr. Madsen yelled, swinging his baton in a majestic arc.
At first nothing happened, and the only things you could hear were still birds singing, lawn mowing, and snotty-nosed kids laughing. Then a trumpet gave a wobbly bleat, a clarinet squeaked timidly, and there was a tentative thump on a bass drum. An unexpected beat on a snare drum made a French horn splutter out a belching sound, and in the back of the band something big emitted a snort, one that made Lisa think of a blue whale that had just surfaced after a week underwater. But all that blowing still hadn’t produced an actual note, and Mr. Madsen’s face was already starting to turn that color red that warned he was about to lose his temper.
“Two-three!” Mr. Madsen screamed, swinging his baton as if it were a whip and the band members were the slave crew manning the oars of a Roman galley. “Well, play for Heaven’s sake! This is supposed to be the Marseillaise, the French national anthem! Give it some dignity!”
But there was no dignity in this. The faces in front of Mr. Madsen stared stiffly at the music on the stands in front of them or their eyes were squeezed shut, as if they were sitting on the toilet, straining.
Mr. Madsen gave up and dropped his arms just as the tuba finally emitted a sound—a deep, forlorn mooing sound.
“Stop, stop!” Mr. Madsen yelled, and then waited until the tuba ran out of air again. “If anyone from France had just heard you guys, they would have beheaded you first and then burned you at the stake. Let’s show some respect for the Marseillaise!”
As Mr. Madsen continued to chew them out, Lisa leaned over to the seat next to her and whispered, “I brought that postcard from Doctor Proctor. There’s something weird about it.”
The voice that answered her came from behind a beat-up trumpet. “If it’s like the last one, sounds like a normal postcard if you ask me. ‘Dear Lisa and Nilly, Greetings from Paris. Sincerely, Doctor Proctor.’ Isn’t that pretty much what you said he wrote?”
“Well, yeah, but …”
“The only thing that’s not normal about it is that a person who is as weird and eccentric as Doctor Proctor would write such a normal postcard.”
They were interrupted by Mr. Madsen’s thunderous voice: “Nilly? Is that you? Are you down there?”
A voice replied from behind the battered trumpet, “Aye aye, Sergeant!”
“Get up so we can see you, Nilly!”
“Yes, sir, oh great commander of delightful music and all the notes of the universe!”
And a little redheaded boy with big freckles and a broad grin jumped up from behind the music stand, onto the chair. Actually, he wasn’t just small, he was tiny. And his hair wasn’t just red, it was bright red. And his grin wasn’t just broad, it practically split his little head in two. And his freckles weren’t just big, they were … well, all right, they were just big.
“Play the Marseillaise for us, Nilly!” Mr. Madsen growled. “The way it’s supposed to be played.”
“By your command, great mother of all conductors and king of all military band leaders north of the Sahara and east of the—”
“Stop wasting our time and start playing!”
So Nilly started playing. A warm, resounding melody welled up under the roof of the gymnasium and out the window on this warm fall afternoon. When they heard this beautiful music, the birds fell silent, feeling ashamed of their own songs. At least that’s what Lisa was thinking as she sat there listening to her tiny neighbor and very best friend playing his grandfather’s old trumpet. Lisa liked her clarinet, but somehow there was something special about the trumpet. And it wasn’t that hard to play, either. Nilly had taught her to play one song on the trumpet, the Norwegian national anthem. Of course she didn’t play it as well as Nilly, but secretly she dreamed that one day she would play their national anthem in front of a big audience. Imagine it! But imagining is imagining and dreaming is just dreaming.
“Good, Nilly!” called Mr. Madsen. “And now let’s all join in with Nilly! One, two, three!”
And the DØlgen School Marching Band joined in. Staggered, tripped, and stumbled in. Drums, saxophones, French horn, glockenspiel, and cymbals. It sounded like someone had turned a kitchen upside down and now everything was tumbling out of the cupboards and drawers. Then the bass drum and tuba got going. The whole room started shaking. The wooden climbing bars on the wall started chattering, the ropes were hanging at an angle as if there were near gale force winds, and the worn pommel horse starting hopping across the floor, inching its way toward the exit as if it were trying to escape.
When they finally finished the Marseillaise, everything got quiet both inside the gym and out. No birds singing, no children laughing, just the echo of the evil twins’—Truls and Trym’s—final desperate blows to the drumheads and the eardrums.
“Thanks,” Mr. Madsen moaned. “I think that’s enough for today. I’ll see you guys on Monday.”
“I’M SERIOUS. THERE’S something stranger about this new card!” Lisa said as she and Nilly were walking home along Cannon Avenue. It was starting to get dark earlier as winter approached, and they liked that, especially Nilly. He thought the light summer nights they had this far north were a drag, kind of a below-average invention. But the warm, dark autumn nights with lots of darkness to provide cover for a little bit of neighborhood apple stealing—that was a brilliant invention. Actually, it was almost as good as something Doctor Proctor might come up with. Because in Nilly’s opinion, the professor was the best inventor in the world. True, the rest of the world didn’t think Doctor Proctor had invented anything of any value, but what did they know? Who invented the strongest fart powder in the world, for example?
Of course, what was even more important was that Doctor Proctor made the best Jell-O in the world, he was the world’s best friend and neighbor, and had taught Nilly and Lisa that they shouldn’t let it bother them that the rest of the world thought they were a team of pathetic losers. A team consisting of a tiny boy with red sideburns, a timid girl with pigtails, and a much-crazier-than-average professor with sooty motorcycle goggles.
“We know something they don’t,” Proctor liked to say. “We know that when friends promise never to stop helping each other, one plus one plus one is much more than three.”
Truer words had never been spoken. But it had to be said that as a friend, the professor wasn’t much of a letter writer. They had received only a couple of measly postcards in the three months that had passed since the professor had climbed on his motorcycle, put on his leather helmet, and said good-bye as he left Oslo to drive to Paris determined to find the great love of his life, Juliette Margarine.
Doctor Proctor had lost her under mysterious circumstances many, many years before when he had been a student in France. Lisa and Nilly had only seen the picture of Juliette, from back when she and Proctor had been dating, on the wall of the professor’s lab. But they had looked so happy in the picture that it brought tears to Lisa’s eyes. Lisa had actually been the one to convince Doctor Proctor to go back and look for her.
“This one is too strange!” Lisa insisted. “Just look for yourself.”
Nilly looked at the postcard she handed him.
“Hm,” he mumbled. He stopped right under the next streetlight and studied it intently while mumbling several hms which all sounded thoughtful and intelligent.
“It’s from Paris,” Lisa said, pointing to the black-and-white picture that looked like it had been taken on an overcast morning. It showed a large, open square and aside from a bunch of people walking around with parasols and top hats, the square seemed strangely empty. The only way you could tell that it was actually the world-renowned capital of France was that the word PARIS was printed across the bottom of the picture.
“Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” Nilly mumbled, lost in thought.
“Which is what?”
“That it seems like something is missing from this square. Well, I guess, I mean in the picture as a whole.”
“Maybe,” Lisa said. And when she thought about it, she realized that Nilly was right, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on what it was.
“Plus the card is a little warped …,” Nilly said, carefully pinching it. “Like it somehow got soaking wet and then dried out again. So, tell me, were you standing in the shower when you read this?”
“Obviously not,” Lisa said. “It was like that when it got here.”
“Aha!” Nilly exclaimed, raising a tiny index finger that had a bitten-down nail. “I, Mastermind Nilly, have yet again cleverly come up with what must surely be the answer to this riddle. This card must’ve gotten wet in his lab in Paris!”
Lisa rolled her eyes. “And how do you know that?”
“Elementary, my dear Lisa. It says so right here on the card. Read it for yourself.” Nilly passed the card back to her.
But Lisa didn’t need to read it. She had already read the short message twelve times and knew it by heart. But since you haven’t read the postcard, here it is:
“He says he’s working on some kind of new DNA invention, right? I’m sure there’s lots of ways a postcard could get wet in a laboratory. So what?” Nilly asked. Feeling satisfied, he passed the card back and studied the rest of his bitten-down nails, looking for something new to sink his teeth into.
“It’s not how it got wet that’s strange,” Lisa said. “It’s what he wrote! Like, for example, who are Asil and Yllin?”
“Maybe he forgot our names,” Nilly said.
“That’s not it. He wrote Lisa Pedersen just fine in the address,” Lisa said.
“Hm,” Nilly mumbled, and it didn’t sound quite as intelligent as his earlier hms.
“Asil is Lisa spelled backward,” Lisa realized.
“Elementary, my dear,” Nilly said, and then he quickly tried reading it backward. Asil was indeed Lisa. “Well but then what’s Yllin?” he asked.
“Guess!” Lisa groaned, rolling her eyes.
“Hm … maybe Lisa upside down?”
“It’s ‘Nilly’ backward!”
“Heh heh,” Nilly said, flashing a row of tiny zigzag teeth. “Just kidding. Elementary!” But his earlobes were a tad red. “Well, then the problem is solved. So what are you going on and on about?”
“That’s not what’s strange!” Lisa shouted in exasperation.
“So what is strange, then?”
“The rest of what he wrote!”
Nilly flung up his short arms. “He told us he’s working on some kind of new DNA project. He’s a crazy scientist inventor guy, isn’t he? The plehdee is a kind of French platypus. They’re very unique animals. They’re the only mammals that lay eggs. Plus they’re one of the only venomous mammals. I’m sure Proctor could learn a lot from their DNA. Platypuses are all over the place in Australia, but the French ones are on the verge of extinction. There used to be tons of them swimming around in the Seine but they’re kind of absentminded and there’s so much boat traffic on the river what with all the tourist cruises that the poor plehdees keep getting bonked on the head by the boats. Anyway, it’s really not that strange that an inventor who happened to be in Paris would see what he could learn from platypus DNA, is it?”
“A French platypus?” Lisa said, sounding skeptical.
“Yup,” Nilly said. “Featured on page six hundred twenty of Animals You Wish Didn’t Exist.”
Lisa sighed. Nilly often referred to this enormous book that his grandfather had apparently had on his bookshelf—Animals You Wish Didn’t Exist.
“Well what about EMOH EmOC?” Lisa asked. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Simple,” Nilly said. “EMOH EmOC is the actual section of DNA code that Doctor Proctor discovered. Maybe that’s what makes the platypus venomous.”
Lisa gave Nilly a dubious look. “And who’s this ANNA W. person? Didn’t the professor go to France to find Juliette Margarine?”
Nilly shrugged. “Maybe Anna’s just a friend or someone who’s helping him with his research or something.”
“Rubbish! Baloney!” Lisa growled. “First of all, why would the professor go all the way to Paris to search for his long-lost Juliette and then spend all his time with someone named Anna? Second of all, I don’t think PLEHdEE is spelled right. If it’s French, wouldn’t it be spelled plÛdille or something? And if the professor were studying it, wouldn’t he know how to spell it?”
“Hm,” Nilly said, scratching his left sideburn and sounding even less thoughtful and intelligent than he had during his earlier hms.
Lisa sighed, sounding discouraged. “And what’s the last part supposed to mean, the part that says SIhT DAER?”
Nilly chuckled condescendingly. “Ah, but my dear peanut brain, that’s the easiest one of all to figure out. Obviously he means ‘sit there.’ Proctor obviously trained one of the plehdee … plehdees? … plaudeux? I’m not very good with French plurals, but anyway you get my point. He must have trained one of them to sit on command and, drenched after a nice swim in the Seine, the platypus obviously sat on the postcard and got it all wet. Okay, so maybe it’s a little bit gross that a wet platypus has been sitting on this postcard, but obviously it’s not like it’s dangerous or anything.”
“Enough already, Nilly!” Lisa warned.
Nilly looked at her as if he had no idea what she meant, but obediently kept quiet.
“There’s something else here,” she said.
“Really?” Nilly asked. “What else?”
“I don’t know, but something. Like that stamp, for example. Don’t you think there’s something weird about it?”
“Nope, I have to say that a square stamp with a perforated edge and a picture of a serious-looking guy doesn’t exactly make me jump out of my chair in surprise.”
“But did you see what it says on the stamp?”
“No,” Nilly was forced to admit. Lisa passed the card back to him.
“Felix Faure,” Nilly read. “Well, that’s obviously the name of the guy. And 1888, that’s probably the year of the stamp. Ew!”
“Ew?” Lisa asked.
“Yeah, imagine licking a stamp that’s over a hundred years old….”
“Okay, whatever, but do you think it looks like it’s a hundred years old?”
Nilly studied the stamp closely and had to admit that Lisa was definitely onto something. Aside from the fact that it was a little warped from having gotten wet, it looked brand-new. The colors weren’t faded and the edges looked crisp and fresh.
“Maybe it’s a fake, or a reproduction,” he said, but he didn’t sound quite so confident anymore.
“You think?” Lisa asked.
Nilly shook his head as if to say maybe not. “Yeah, there is something more here,” he said.
“Everything about this is upside down,” Lisa said.
“I thought you just said everything was backward,” Nilly pointed out.
“What did you just say?” Lisa asked.
“What you said.”
“That everything was backward,” Nilly said. “You know, the writing.”
“That’s it,” Lisa said, snatching the card back from him. “That’s it!”
She studied it. And then gasped.
“What is it?” Nilly asked, concerned.
“I think … I think Doctor Proctor’s in danger,” she stammered, suddenly very pale. “Read the whole card backward.”
Nilly did. And you can too, of course. Right now, for instance …
DONE? DID YOU understand it?
All right, neither did Nilly, really. “READ ThIS,” he read. “W ANNA COmE HOME AND WEN EEdHELP, NiLLY & LISA.”
“So that’s what it says,” Lisa moaned. “Something is very wrong.”
“Yeah,” Nilly said. “ANNA W isn’t actually a name, it means WANNA. And it should be WE NEED instead of WEN EED.”
“Not that!” Lisa cried out. “Don’t you get anything?”
“Uh, no,” Nilly admitted, scratching his sideburns. “For example, I don’t get what he means by READ ThIS. The card? We did that.”
Lisa stared at the postcard, concentrating hard. “Look at the arrow,” she said. “It’s pointing at the stamp.”
Nilly stuck his right index finger into his right ear and twisted it around and around while squeezing his right eye shut. This always helped Nilly think—it was like turning the ignition key in a car; it sort of got his brain started. There was an audible plop sound when he pulled his finger back out.
“I’ve got it,” Nilly said, examining his finger with fascination. “The card is a secret message to us, something no one else is supposed to find out about. Proctor knew that a smart guy like me would realize that there was something strange about the way it was written.”
Lisa rolled her eyes, but Nilly pretended not to notice.
“READ ThIS and an arrow pointing to the stamp,” he continued. “That means that the rest of the message is under the stamp! We just have to take it off.”
“That is exactly what I have been thinking for a while now,” Lisa said.
Nilly passed the card back to Lisa with a satisfied sniff: “Good thing you have me here to crack these secret codes, don’t you think?”
© 2008 H. Aschehoug & Co.
Meet the Author
Jo Nesbø is the most successful Norwegian author of all time. He has sold more than 19 million books, which are published in forty-seven different languages globally, and he is widely recognized as one of Europe’s foremost crime writers. The author of crime fiction and short stories, the Doctor Proctor adventures are his first children’s books.
Mike Lowery is an illustrator and fine artist whose work has been seen in galleries and publications internationally. Mike is the illustrator of Moo Hoo and Ribbit Rabbit by Candace Ryan; The Gingerbread Man Loose in the School by Laura Murray; and the Doctor Proctor’s Fart Powder novels by Jo Nesbø. Currently he is a professor of illustration at the Savannah College of Art and Design in Atlanta, Georgia, where he lives with a lovely German frau, Katrin, and his super genius daughter, Allister. Visit him at MikeLowery.com.
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really funny book. u have to get it!
I luv this book it has evry thing u need suspence drama humor and adventure ive read the series cont wait for book 4
Very good book!!
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FOR A BOOK SO STUPID WHAT A RIP OFF.
I read the first on and no i got this one i just started and i hope it is going to be as good as the first one
This book takes place in Norway it is about a girl name Lisa, Nilly and Doctor Protor in this book Doctor Proctor get lost in Paris and Lisa and Nilly have to save him! But before you read this read the first one.
I read all of the doctor proctors including who cut da cheese and this one is my overall favorite!!