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"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
"K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere."
"The problem with being a pain in the ass is that you never quite know who's trying to get you."
"Why do people keep insisting that I join the 21st Century? I *LIVE* in the 21st Century! I just don't want to be bothered by the shitheads on the internet!"
"I have no mouth. And I must scream."
"I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar."