Bulletproof Your Job

Bulletproof Your Job

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by Stephen Viscusi
     
 

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There's no doubt about it, today's workplace is an uncertain and treacherous territory. Newspaper headlines are proclaiming near record-high levels of unemployment, and, in these tough times, companies are making swift judgments about human capital.

The bottom line: No job is safe.

But there are tried and true ways to fight off

Overview

There's no doubt about it, today's workplace is an uncertain and treacherous territory. Newspaper headlines are proclaiming near record-high levels of unemployment, and, in these tough times, companies are making swift judgments about human capital.

The bottom line: No job is safe.

But there are tried and true ways to fight off sudden unemployment successfully, and the number one weapon in your arsenal is workplace expert and television and radio personality Stephen Viscusi's career manifesto, Bulletproof Your Job. Based on four simple strategies for dodging the layoff bullet and a long list of ways to implement these strategies, Bulletproof Your Job may save you from your worst enemy at work—which just so happens to be you.

Quite simply, observe these imperative rules:

Be visible. Be easy. Be useful. Be ready.

With plenty of distinct action items, dozens of anecdotal illustrations and examples, and lists and tips for adapting bulletproof strategies to your own situation, Bulletproof Your Job will show you how to leverage the black-and-white stuff—your title, salary, and tenure—with the gray stuff—your relationship with coworkers, visibility in the workplace, and ability to make your boss look good—to ward off the pink stuff—the dreaded layoff notice. While you're at it, you'll be creating a long-term strategy for job security and career advancement that ensures you'll never feel this vulnerable again.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780061982606
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
10/06/2009
Sold by:
HARPERCOLLINS
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
192
File size:
411 KB

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Bulletproof Your Job

Chapter One

Be Visible

Here's the bulletproof truth: If your superiors don't see you or know who you are, you're very easy to let go. Out of sight, out of mind, and...poof!...you're gone. Accentuating and improving your physical presence and raising your overall profile at work are, together, the first steps toward locking down your job security.

I'll be honest: much of what you need to do is to create a perception that makes you more visible, more notable, and ultimately more valuable to your company. That means, for example, that you don't actually have to pull all-nighters twice a week to show how committed you are to your job. You do need to arrive at work before your boss and leave after she does in order to create the impression that you're there all the time. And you need to go out of your way to meet and engage people...coworkers, managers, even the CEO...who will unwittingly become a part of a team of people who will help you bulletproof your job.

I'm not being cynical, I'm being practical. And I'm not telling you to fake it, I'm telling you to make damn sure you're not invisible at the critical times when decisions are being made about who stays and who goes. Because the invisible guy is the first to go.

1. Arrive early and Stay Late

The joke goes that 80 percent of success is just showing up. I disagree. I think that 80 percent of success is showing up early. More to the bulletproof point, it's showing up earlier than your boss. The rest is a magical combination of talent, exceptional effort, and good luck. For now, though, let's just concentrate on showing up early for work, shallwe?

Arriving at work early shows your commitment and industriousness. Of course, you need to get there only five minutes before your boss or coworkers every day to come off as the world's most committed employee. Besides making it clear to your superiors that you take your job seriously enough to be more than on time, showing up early...before the phone starts ringing or your coworkers start bugging you...gives you valuable time to prepare for your day. Or rather, it gives you time to look as if you're prepared for your day. Sure, it's a bluff, but if you make it a habit, you'll always be ten steps ahead of the idiots who straggle in late all the time.

The same goes for meetings or conference calls or any other appointments. Be there early to get your ducks in a row. Showing up late, looking unprepared or discombobulated, isn't quite the impression to cultivate if you want to keep your job. Bosses and coworkers hate when you show up late for meetings. Hate it. So don't.

No one likes a martyr, but managers love an employee who is willing to stay late in order to get the job done. Be willing to do whatever is necessary timewise in order to complete a project. This doesn't have to make you a slave to your job or a doormat for your boss; do it on an as-necessary basis, and it will demonstrate your commitment to your work.

Here's another easy bluff: Don't stay late, just stay later. Leaving a mere ten minutes after your boss has gone reinforces the impression that you're the world's most committed employee. It also shows that you're not a clock-watching nine-to-fiver. People who say "I'm outta here" the minute the whistle blows every day are bound to be "outta there" come downsizing time.

While you're at it, skip the two-hour lunches...you don't want to be MIA when something important is going down at the office. And you don't want to give the impression that what you do on your lunch hour...such as shopping, going to the gym, or visiting the dentist...is more important than the work that's waiting for you on your desk. Appointments are for weekends, and working out is for before or after work. If you must take care of personal affairs during your lunch hour, be clandestine about it. No one needs to know you're at your techno-Pilates class or getting your eyebrows waxed...especially your boss.

Do step out of the office for lunch or even just a short walk to clear your head. Better yet, do it while your boss is at lunch, so she never sees you not working and never has to wonder where you are. But keep it to twenty minutes or less, unless you're having a business lunch, in which case make sure your boss knows where you are, and aim to keep it to an hour, ninety minutes tops.

There's always someone in the office who can't sit still, always getting up for a cup of coffee, visiting the bathroom ten times a day, endlessly making the rounds to chat with friends. This is not a supereffective visibility strategy. Avoid frequent breaks...you don't want your boss thinking you're away from your desk more than you're behind it. And when it comes to the nearly extinct cigarette break, I say go ahead and smoke like a chimney in your private life, but don't let your superiors see you loitering in front of the building dragging on a cigarette. Everything is wrong with that image.

Be judicious in taking time off. That monthlong bike tour of Italy? Take it another time. No one's saying you shouldn't take a vacation or long weekend to which you are entitled. You should just be very aware of timing and the impression your taking time off gives to your boss and colleagues, especially when things are tough at work. Weekend weddings are generally acceptable; long holidays...especially when business is either busy or slumping...are not. This isn't France, you know!

Pay close attention to exactly what's going in the office when you make plans. Think about spacing out your vacation time in chunks of three or four days at a time instead of two weeks at once, so you're not out of the picture for too long a stretch.

Bulletproof Your Job
. Copyright © by Stephen Viscusi. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

Meet the Author

Stephen Viscusi is an author, columnist and radio talk show host in the workplace genre. Viscusi is the author of two books in the workplace genre; his new HarperCollins' book is Bulletproof Your Job: 4 Simple Strategies to Ride Out the Rough Times and Come Out On Top at Work. Charles Gibson of ABC's "World News with Charles Gibson" calls Viscusi "America's Workplace Guru." Viscusi is a frequent contributor on the morning show circuit and NPR's "Talk of the Nation." Viscusi began his own career as a headhunter and is still involved as a consultant in executive search.

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Bulletproof Your Job: 4 Simple Strategies to Ride Out the Rough Times and Come Out on Top at Work 3.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
After reading this book which was recommended by a friend, I was more bored than anything else. I sort of chuckled at the sheer stupidity of the ideas including setting a Google alert for your boss and arrive early, stay late. This book is for the unintelligent slackers out there who are looking to not do their jobs. Perhaps, if people did their jobs instead of focusing on the inane and often inappropriate ideas in this book, perhaps the economy would not be in the state it is in. If people simply did the work and did not follow ridiculous suggestions as demonstrated in this book, perhaps this great country would not be faltering right now. So feel free to read this book to learn what NOT to do or better yet, don't waste your time on reading this unintelligent nonsense and focus on keeping your job by doing your job.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
I know too many people that are losing their jobs. This book has great advice on how to help prevent a job loss. A must read no matter what industry you are in! The dedication is truly touching!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Full of practical, spot-on advice on how to make yourself rise to the top of the heap in this uncertain economy. Everybody can use a refresher on how to view yourself from your boss's eyes, but this book also offers advice on how to improve your chances of coming out on top in the workplace. Well done and thank you!