Buster Midnight's Cafeby Sandra Dallas
May Anna Kovacks was discovered on the dustry streets of Butte, Montana and went on to become a Hollywood star. War, fame, marriage, love, and heartbreak came and went. What never changed was the bond she shared with her two best friends, Effa Commander and Whippy Bird. When scandal, murder, and betrayal made a legend of May Anna, only Effa and Whippy Bird could
May Anna Kovacks was discovered on the dustry streets of Butte, Montana and went on to become a Hollywood star. War, fame, marriage, love, and heartbreak came and went. What never changed was the bond she shared with her two best friends, Effa Commander and Whippy Bird. When scandal, murder, and betrayal made a legend of May Anna, only Effa and Whippy Bird could set the record straight.
“Country music between covers...Style, tone, and lesson in one succinct package.” The Los Angeles Times Book Review
“Sometimes, sad, sometimes funny, but always right on the mark, this is a book about heritage, about friendships you will envy, about people doing their best, as well as their worst. Sandra Dallas has worked magic.” Cathie Pelletier
“Entertaining...memorable characters bring Prohibition-era Montana to life...Ms. Dallas has a good feeling for story, character, and dialogue.” The New York Times Book Review
“Undoubtedly one of the zippiest and most pleasant reads to come out this year... I read it the second time with equal pleasure just to make sure the magic was there. It is. It surely is.” The Denver Post
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Buster Midnight's Cafe
By Sandra Dallas
St. Martin's PressCopyright © 1990 Sandra Dallas Atchison
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You want to know about Butte, you go over to the twenty-four-hour Jim Hill Cafe & Cigar Store on Silver Street and ask for me and Whippy Bird. The lunch counter, not the bar since Whippy Bird doesn't drink anymore, not after she got half of her stomach taken out.
Whippy Bird can't eat very well unless she lies down. When I get invited to her house for dinner, she serves it in the bedroom, where she can stretch out. With real company, she lies down on the couch, but me and Whippy Bird have been family all our lives, so we eat in the bedroom. "Whippy Bird," I say to her, "you have more fun in that bed with a pork chop than you ever had with your husbands." And she laughs and says, "You're right. You are surely right, Effa Commander." Though I surely am not.
Everybody knows the Jim Hill on Silver Street. That's because there's a big sign in front that says JIM HILL CAFE in pink neon. Even without the sign, you'd know it was special. The front is covered in stainless steel just like an old North Coast Limited streamliner, and in the window is a blue neon champagne glass with pink bubbles coming out of it as flashy as May Anna's diamond earrings, which she left me in her will.
Classy. That's what I told Whippy Bird the first time we saw the Jim Hill all spruced up like that. "Whippy Bird, that's classy. Just like May Anna's house," I said. Of course, that was forty years ago when people knew who Jim Hill was. Now people think Jim Hill is Joe Mapes. Sometimes Joe Mapes even gets confused. Whenever a customer calls, "Jim!" he answers, "Yo!" I doubt Joe even knows who Jim Hill was. That was the name of the restaurant when he bought it in 1964. He didn't have the money for a new sign. Then or now.
I don't know how the word got out to the tourists about the Jim Hill being the place to learn about Butte. Maybe it's the newspaper people from back east. Every time some paper wants a story on Butte, their boys come whipping into the Jim Hill and say hi, I'm a reporter from The New York Times, like we're supposed to swing around and fall over backward off the stool. Then they ask a couple of fool questions like will the price of copper go up. Or down. How the hell should we know? Then they go back and write us up like we're cuter than a bug in lace pants. Local color, it's called.
You've seen those stories. They quote me and Whippy Bird, then they tell you Montana's so quaint the governor has his home phone number listed in the telephone book. I asked Whippy Bird once if that was true, and she said she didn't know; she didn't have any reason to call up the governor.
Maybe all those tourists read about the Jim Hill in the newspaper stories or maybe they read about it in Hunter Harper's book, which you might have seen. Its title is That Hellhole Called Butte, which I think is a stinking name. Nobody but Hunter Harper ever called Butte a hellhole. I never liked Hunter Harper much, and I hated him after that book came out. He hangs around the Jim Hill counter, sitting on the corner stool with his legs crossed, smoking one of those little cigars, the kind that look like you can't make up your mind if you want a cigarette or a real stogie. Hunter Harper wears Levi's and boots and a hat that's too big and a yellow kerchief around his neck. He thinks somebody might mistake him for a cowboy. But anybody who knows cowboys knows yellow scarves are bad luck.
I started reading Hunter Harper's book, but I never got to the end. It's just made up of stories he picked up around the Jim Hill that he never got right. He tries to sound like he's one of us, but he isn't. Nobody who grew up in Butte uses words like heretofore and built environment. You have to have a dictionary just to get through the first page. Of course, Hunter's not a Butte native. He's just a summer person, who teaches history in Iowa the rest of the year. Folk history, he calls it, us being the folks, I guess.
I asked Whippy Bird if he was a queer, but she didn't think so. Not that we care. Butte had "sissies," as we called them when we were growing up, but not very many. It isn't a good idea to be a fairy with all those miners and tough cowboys in Montana.
It's a funny thing about tourists. They come here to see us, but they really don't want to get to know us. They want to find somebody who's like them. You see tourists walking down the street in their baseball caps saying SIOUX FALLS ELKS and wearing orange jumpsuits with the Expand-O waistbands. They nod a little to everybody, but when they see another tourist in a baseball cap and an Expand-O jumpsuit, they get real friendly, like they just found they were war allies in enemy territory. Even though Hunter doesn't wear a jumpsuit, the tourists spot him for one of them just the same.
Your better class of tourists, however, look for me and Whippy Bird.
Mostly they say the same things, like how far they drove that day or is it always cold up here. Then real friendly like, they ask about the history. Whippy Bird likes to go into detail about the copper kings who got rich here and had big mansions and race horses. Or she tells them about Columbia Gardens because it was the best amusement park in the state of Montana. Also, it's the place where Buster got his start.
If she's feeling sassy and has the time, she draws it out so those people are sorry they asked. If she's busy, she lets them get to the big question right away. Sometimes she even brings it up herself. But mostly, she makes the tourists get around to it on their own with a lot of heming and hawing. Sooner or later, they always do, like it was something that occurred to them just then over their bacon and eggs.
Take yesterday. Whippy Bird was behind the counter as she sometimes is when the Jim Hill is shorthanded or Alta, who's the regular waitress, has trouble with her bunions. Me, I help, too, if they need me, but I've cooked about a million meals in my time back when we had our own restaurant, and enough's enough, so I was just sitting on a stool in front, enjoying my morning coffee.
Whippy Bird was half paying attention to what this particular tourist was saying, a real windbag, I thought. First, he had to talk about everything on the menu, asking were the eggs fresh and was it link or patty sausage? And did the Jim Hill serve skim milk, and could he have blueberry pancakes instead of regular? Then he said to his wife did she remember when he got fresh-picked blueberries in his hot cakes in the year of 1979 in the state of Vermont? Your fatties surely like to talk about their food. Then after he ordered the short stack of pancakes, even though they didn't have blueberries, he cleared his throat. "You from around here?" he asked in kind of a casual way.
"I been a native all my life," Whippy Bird said.
"You know, I read Marion Street was from Butte."
"Marion Street?" Whippy Bird asked.
"Yeah. You know Marion Street?"
"Is that a person or an address?" She pronounces it "ay-dress." I've heard Whippy Bird ask that about a thousand times, but I always have to put down my coffee and laugh.
The tourists think that address business is funny, too, but not for the same reason. You see, me and Whippy Bird know that Marion Street took her name from an ay-dress. Hunter's book tells you that her real name was May Anna Kovak, which it was not. It was Kovaks — but it doesn't explain that when she turned out, she wanted a fancy name, and me and Whippy Bird came up with it. We just looked up at the street sign and got the same idea at the same time. May Anna thought it was the funniest thing she ever heard. When I told Pink about May Anna's new name, he said she was lucky she wasn't standing on Porphyry Street when we got the idea.
Then that tourist at the Jim Hill leaned over the counter on one elbow, with his Expand-O waist riding up halfway to his armpit, and said in a low voice, "I heard Marion Street used to be a hooker here."
He sat back down, and his wife punched him in the arm and said, "Now, Harold."
Whippy Bird was flipping a pancake just then. She turned around and let the pancake land on the floor. "Marion Street was a hooker? You mean a whore?" She said it so loud you could hear her outside, only nobody from Butte who was walking by ever paid her any mind because she'd said it so many times before.
The tourist turned red as Heinz 57 ketchup — which isn't really Heinz 57 at the Jim Hill because Joe Mapes fills the Heinz 57 bottles with the cheap kind you buy by the gallon. Then Whippy Bird slammed down his short stack, which was even shorter since one of the pancakes was on the floor, turned back to the grill, and pretended to cook, but I knew she was laughing.
That pancake on the floor was a good touch. The timing doesn't always work out like that. Even Hunter, who was sitting with his legs wrapped around each other puffing on one of those smelly smokes of his, making you wish the Jim Hill was no smoking, started laughing.
Whippy Bird cleaned off the grill with the edge of the pancake flipper and turned back to the tourist, who had his head in his hot cakes. "Where'd you get an idea like that?" she asked him.
He shrugged, keeping his eyes on his breakfast.
"I guess when you get to be as beautiful and as famous as Marion Street, people just naturally say nasty things about you." Whippy Bird clucked her tongue. "And her being dead like she is! She was just as famous as Marilyn Monroe. And just as sad. You know, she was older'n me?" That's true, though not such a big deal as you might think because Whippy Bird was talking only three weeks' difference in age.
I thought old Harold would gag at that. People remember pictures of Marion Street with her platinum hair and her mouth a red slash of Max Factor at the Bob Hope USO shows or at the Cocoanut Grove with Cary Grant, and you forget they were taken during World War II, more than forty years ago. Once she became a star, there wasn't a picture of her that wasn't glamorous. She'd even get dressed up just to take out the garbage. Your actresses had class back then.
I could see Harold there compare that image of the glamorous Marion Street with Whippy Bird in her road-stripe orange corkscrew curls and rhinestone earrings, looking like she was going to a canasta party. That's not to say Whippy Bird isn't pretty. She always was prettier than May Anna. In fact, even with the sickness she's had, Whippy Bird doesn't look as old as she is. Still, she looks plenty older than May Anna did in those pictures Harold remembered.
The rest of us, we got old, but not Marion Street. She's frozen as a Hollywood Legend Sex Goddess now, and people remember her the way she looked when she died in 1951. Just like they do Marilyn Monroe. You don't think, why she'd be in her seventies now. You just remember her being about thirty or thirty-five. Or at least me and Whippy Bird do. The rest of the world thought she was younger, since May Anna always lied about her age.
"Did you know her?" Harold was back in the saddle.
"Did I know her? I guess me and Effa Commander knew her better than anybody." Whippy Bird is always willing to share the credit.
"Do you know about the Love Triangle Murder?" Nothing could stop that boy now.
"That was a long time ago," Whippy Bird said. Me and Whippy Bird don't like it when the tourists ask about the murder. We talk about May Anna, her being a famous tourist attraction in Butte now, but the murder is none of their business. I expect old Harold read Hunter Harper's book or those articles that came out after the book was published. Hunter picked up on all that old Hollywood gossip and thought he figured it out about the murder, but he was dead wrong. With May Anna and Buster gone, me and Whippy Bird are the only ones still around who know what really happened, and we never talked. Especially to that damn fool Hunter.
Whippy Bird turned to scrape off the grill, and Harold there slurped down his pancakes and grabbed his wife and beat it out of the Jim Hill. Funny thing. You'd think tourists would be mad at Whippy Bird for embarrassing them — take the wind out of her "sales," as Whippy Bird says — but they never are. Good old Harold left Whippy Bird a two-dollar tip.
After they left, Whippy Bird wiped off the grill again, looked me straight in the eye, put down her pancake flipper, and said, "Effa Commander, it's time somebody told the truth about the May Anna Kovaks-Buster McKnight murder or else the world will keep believing what that damn fool Hunter Harper said in his book. And you are that person," she said. "I am going to the Ben Franklin as soon as Alta comes in and buy you some steno pads, and I'll even get you Flair pens instead of ballpoint. You write it down, and I'll type it up for you. You made a promise to Buster once that you would do the right thing."
"I thought I did the right thing," I told her. "At least I did what Buster wanted."
"That was then. Now the right thing is to tell the true facts," she said. "You owe it to Buster and May Anna and the world." Then she added softly, "Mostly to Buster. Don't you think he deserves the truth being known?" I thought it over for a long time while Whippy Bird poured me more coffee, then I said thanks to you, Whippy Bird, for the coffee, and maybe you are right like you always are.
"It's for you to do, Effa Commander, because I may not last that long. Besides, I'll look over your shoulder and tell you if you go wrong."
She surely did that, all right. Whippy Bird surely did that.CHAPTER 2
Me and Whippy Bird met May Anna Kovaks the day we saved her life.
We were always getting May Anna out of scrapes. One time, when we were standing on the sidewalk in Centerville, Chick O'Reilly dared her to put her tongue on an icy sled runner, and she did, and it stuck. Me and Whippy Bird dashed into the closest house, grabbed a pan of soup that was cooking on the stove, and poured it over May Anna's head. That got her tongue loose, all right. I always wondered what those people thought when they came home to find an empty pot and no supper.
Whippy Bird remembered about that sled runner after May Anna became famous and said wouldn't it be funny if we hadn't been there that day and May Anna would have to be a movie star with a sled hanging out of her mouth.
The first time we saw May Anna, she was standing right at the edge of the Little Annie glory hole. The glory hole was fenced off because it was just a big open pit, but the fence never kept anybody out, especially kids. May Anna stood at the edge real quiet, just looking down into the hole.
When we spotted her, me and Whippy Bird were playing on a mine dump. We thought the whole world was made up of mine dumps. We must have been ten years old before we found out other places didn't have dumps the way Butte did. Butte was just lucky, Whippy Bird said.
On bad days in old-time Butte the smoke from the smelters turned the sky dark, even at noon. Sometimes the town left the street lights on twenty-four hours a day. You'd see the miners coming down off the hill in the middle of the day with their carbide lights like a chain of moving stars. That's what it was like when we spotted May Anna.
At first, we just stood on the mine dump, watching her in the smoky air. Later when I saw Wuthering Heights it made me remember May Anna up there at the edge of the Little Annie glory hole with the wind blowing, and the mist swirling. Only with the sulfur fumes from the smelters that day, it was like Wuthering Heights in Smell-O-Vision, Whippy Bird says. It's too bad May Anna didn't play in that movie. She surely looked the part that day.
The sulfur made you sick to your stomach and kind of woozy if you weren't used to it. Of course, it didn't bother me and Whippy Bird, but as I say, May Anna was new. All of a sudden the sulfur fumes must have gotten to her, and she started to weave like her legs were giving out. If May Anna had fallen into that hole' which goes down about a million feet' you never would have seen Marion Street win an Academy Award for The Sin of Rachel Babcock.
We were ready for her. We had just ducked under the fence, when Whippy Bird yelled, "Look-it there, Effa Commander. That little kid's in trouble!" So we scrambled up those rocks as fast as we could, just in time. As she started down that hole on her way to kingdom come, Whippy Bird grabbed one side of May Anna's dress and I took hold of the other. Together we pulled her out.
"You're a damn fool," Whippy Bird told May Anna. We were five and had just learned "damn fool" and liked the way it sounded.
"I was trying to see to China," May Anna retorted once she collected herself. She wouldn't admit the fumes got to her.
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Award-winning author Sandra Dallas was dubbed "a quintessential American voice" by Jane Smiley, in Vogue Magazine. She is the author of The Bride's House, Whiter Than Snow, Prayers for Sale and Tallgrass, among others. She is the recipient of the Women Writing the West Willa Award and the two-time winner of the Western Writers of America Spur Award. For 25 years, Dallas worked as a reporter covering the Rocky Mountain region for Business Week, and started writing fiction in 1990. She lives with her husband in Denver, Colorado.
Award-winning author Sandra Dallas was dubbed “a quintessential American voice” by Jane Smiley, in Vogue Magazine. She is the author of The Bride’s House, Whiter Than Snow, Prayers for Sale and Tallgrass, among others. Her novels have been translated into a dozen languages and optioned for films. She is the recipient of the Women Writing the West Willa Award and the two-time winner of the Western Writers of America Spur Award. For 25 years, Dallas worked as a reporter covering the Rocky Mountain region for Business Week, and started writing fiction in 1990. She lives with her husband in Denver, Colorado.
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This is my favorite Dallas book to date after readng 5 others. I really think anyone who enjoys meaty fiction and fun will love this book! Give us books more quickly Sandra D !!!!
Sandra Dallas always write differently than anyone else I have read. Her books are thoughtful and always end completely dofferently than what you think you have figured out. I enjoy her books and have read several and will read more.
I was checking to see if Sandra Dallas had a new book out and instead found one I had not read. Love, love, love all her books. Great characters!!!!! This one is a HOOT! Great friendships! Highly recommended!!!!!
Sorry, I read all the time and include a wide variety of styles and types. I am sorry I wasted the time and money, My choices are not that eclectic yet I found very little to keep me reading. Basically no plot, ridiculous, unbelievable characters, an effort to read. Maybe it had an amazing ending. I don't know....couldn't make it that far.
The story line itself wasn't bad. Its the first of this authors work I have read, I'll likely read others. I enjoyed the.friendship, but on occasion wondered why the ladies needed to seem so 'dumb', for lack of a better word. Just being from Butte made them dumb? The Nook version was a mess? Typos throughout, entire pages stuck where they didnt belong, and not even sure if I read the actual ending, as what I read made little sense. Nook needs to get on the ball!
I purchased this book because I wanted to read "Persian Pickle Club", but realized it was a sequel to this one. It was an "okay" read. I'm hopimg the second wil be better.
Loved this authors other books but not this one. Save your money.
Not as good a plot as some of Sandra Dallas's other books, but fun to read.