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Children's LiteratureWhat do time-traveling butts, mutant butts, roobutts, buttmobiles, buttguns, Great White Butts, giant brown blobs, and humongous arseteroids have in common? They are all part of Zack Freeman's final quest. He has arrived back on Earth after saving the world and his parents from Uranus. When he is about to be squashed by a giant brown blob, he realizes what he has to face—disgusting. Can Zack do it? He has graduated from Silas Sterne's Butt-fighting academy and holds a butt-fighter's certificate and a medal of excellence for his work in the butt-fighting simulator. However, he is in way over his head. How will he ward off the giant-brown-blobbificaiton? Zack turns to his hero—his grandfather, Percy Freeman, who was one of the world's first butt-fighters: the Wiper. Zack takes the challenge and starts wiping. Eventually, Zack joins forces with Robobutt and travels millions of years back in time to conquer the Tyrannosore-arses, arseterioids, and pulls his head out of his butt to save the Earth once again. You do not have to be familiar with the other books in the series to get a good laugh from this conflict. Readers of all skills and interests will enjoy this action-adventure butt story. 2005, Scholastic, Ages 9 to 12.