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Described by The Washington Post as being able "to make a dead man sit up and laugh," Baxter Black--veterinarian/doctor turned poet/columnist/raconteur--has been making living people laugh with his novel (Hey Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky?), syndicated columns, appearances on The Tonight Show, and regular pieces on National Public Radio. Now this complete illustrated collection of the commentaries that have aired on NPR?s Morning Edition presents Black?s latest dose of medicine for animal and human alike. Ranging from ...
Described by The Washington Post as being able "to make a dead man sit up and laugh," Baxter Black--veterinarian/doctor turned poet/columnist/raconteur--has been making living people laugh with his novel (Hey Cowboy, Wanna Get Lucky?), syndicated columns, appearances on The Tonight Show, and regular pieces on National Public Radio. Now this complete illustrated collection of the commentaries that have aired on NPR?s Morning Edition presents Black?s latest dose of medicine for animal and human alike. Ranging from a riotous account of two cowboys chasing down a cow in the nude to a very touching piece about a rancher who loses his wife to cancer and finds out the true worth of his friends and neighbors, Cactus Tracks & Cowboy Philosophy brings together Black?s best-known and most adored work.
In over 100 little essays, stories, poems, and songs (and a glossary of feedlot lingo), each read in just the time it takes to soft-boil an egg, ol' Bax' stretches his tales tall and spins his poems. The stories recall the likes of Josh Billings and Artemus Ward of yesteryear, and the galloping poetic rhythm hasn't been so securely ridden since the days of the late Robert W. Service. Black hog-ties his rhymes (e.g.: "fish" with "leash," "up front" with "elephant") with a force emblematic of John Wayne. His stuff, as Baxter advises, "should always be read aloud (or at least move yer lips)." The dialect is ripe with "figgered" and "knowed" and sechlike. Enough final "g"s are dropped to delight any English lord. But what need of syntax and grammar when the book, on the whole, is simply fun, educational for the tenderfoot and redolent for cow people? Some efforts, naturally, work better than others; someone might have introduced Black to the notion of culling. For the most part, though, the seemingly ragtag ramblings are cleverly constructed to tickle fans and bemuse those, not wise to the difference between cow patties and beef patties, who just like the idea of being a cowpoke.
Cowboy Black throws the bull, the cow, the stallion, the mare, common barnyard critters, and even the kitchen sink into these pieces with assurance and, generally, to good effect. Just put on yer five-buckle overshoes, watch where you step, and join the fun.
Cactus Tracks and Cowboy Philosophy List of Illustrations Introduction Hangin' On, Hopin' and Prayin' for Rain Ralph's Tree All I Want for Christmas Runnin' Wild Horses Anonymous End Home the Hard Way A Lesson in Life The Sales Call A Love Story Holiday Travelers The Car Wash The Practitioner's Lot Aarp!
Range Free Chauvinist? Who Me?
Tolerance Caught in the Act Rudolph's Night Off Grandma's Picture Box Sheepmen, Border Collies, and Mules The Consultant Deer Rasslin'
Just Friends Triggernometry Oneupmanship The Ropin' Vet The Herd Sire The Cowboy's Guide to Vegetarians A Vegetarian's Guide to Cowboy's The Stock Dog Demonstration Cowboy Preserves Fear of Flying January, February, Mud Boller's Comments Another Good Man Gone Lost Ardel's Bull Dog Emotions
3% Markup Secret Seasoning Feast or Famine Loose Cow Thrifty Garthed Out!
Part Indian White Oaks Rodeo joe and Maria My Kinda Truck Vern's Wreck The Cowboy and his Tapeworm Bentley the Born-Again Bull Buffalo Tracks The Great Chicken Run Disappearing Digits Lookin' Back Political Correctness The Big High and Lonesome Landscaping It Ain't Easy Bein' a Cowboy the Old Stove-Up Cowboys of America The Grapevine The Tranquilizer Gun Keepin' Busy The Epitaph A Fox in the Henhouse Parakeets and Dogs Cowboy Time The Flood Balin' Wheat The Starr Valley Bean Field War Chicago's Bratwurst The National Insect Moose Alert What's Christmas to a Cow?
Cold Feet Pig Feet Tombstone of Canaan Neat and Tidy Calving The C-Section The Wilderness Wall Advice Column Border Collies He Sang "Little Joe the Wrangler"
The Outback Truth in Labeling It's the Law the First Cowboy Thankgiving The Reindeer Flu Cowboy Mentality The Valdez The Mountain Of Pigs and Poultry Cow Xtractor The Hunter's Son Doggone Country The Romantic Cowboy A Cowboy Parade Cow Attack Anti-Smokin' Device High Cost of Recycling In the Doghouse Inheriting the Family Room The Lost Chicken Workin' for Wages Minnesota Oreos Oreos Apology Leroy and Tom Cowboy Vegetarian Cookbook Noah's Dispersal Sale Duct Tape Agriculture Cow Polygamy Shoein' Pigeye Nature Films The Houlihan Babe Religious Reflections Just Words Here Come De Judge Glossary NPR Air Dates
Posted February 21, 2005
In this book, Baxter Black uses a unique style of writing that adds to the ranch and barnyard style poetry. It is like you are listening to a real cowboy speak. The detailed writing makes you feel like you¿re standing right there in the barnyard watching the action or listening to stories with a bunch of cowboys. I feel that Baxter did a great job writing this book and a great job with explaining the cowboy lifestyle.Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted December 11, 2009
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Posted November 29, 2009
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