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Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North

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by Leland Gregory
 

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A new collection of outrageous, laugh-out-loud anecdotes about the weird and wacky activities of our Canadian neighbors, by the author of New York Times best-sellers Stupid American History and America’s Dumbest Criminals.

From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing to his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History,

Overview

A new collection of outrageous, laugh-out-loud anecdotes about the weird and wacky activities of our Canadian neighbors, by the author of New York Times best-sellers Stupid American History and America’s Dumbest Criminals.

From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing to his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature.

Now, Gregory--sets his sights north to the frozen tundra of Canada to skewer Canadians, in Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North. Inside Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North, Gregory offers hundreds of accounts of Canadian stupidity at its most random and bizarre, starring French-speaking Quebecois, Yukon fur trappers, and Arctic Circle Eskimos.

Because the stories Leland chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information--including its verified news source.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780740797446
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date:
09/14/2010
Series:
Stupid History Series , #9
Edition description:
Original
Pages:
160
Product dimensions:
4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.50(d)

Meet the Author

 The jokes, wacky anecdotes, and inane quotes in Leland Gregory's Stupid-themed anthologies showcase the best of human nature at its worst. Through his Twitter handle of @ChronicStupid, Leland shares headlines, quips, and unbelievable feats of folly culled from print, online, and broadcast media around the globe. He has authored more than a dozen humor titles, including What's the Number for 911? and the New York Times best-sellers Stupid American History and America's Dumbest Criminals. A tireless promoter, he has made hundreds of radio and television appearances, including multiple appearances on NBC's Today show.

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Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
PheonixFlame grins, laughing to himself. Aurorastar, his grandmother, had AuroraFlame for her Warrior Name. And then his mother herself was named BlueFlame in honour of AuroraFlame. And now, as if it were a tradition, he was PheonixFlame, named after his wonderful mother. He cheers, impressed with his new name. When PoppyStar jumps down, he purrs, nodding to her. "Thank you much!"
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dovewing cheers, proud. <p> Thistlepaw touches noses to Thistletail. <p> Thrushpaw purred *The leader* she thought and touched noses.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
He touched noses with Cloudpaw.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Weatherspirit nuzzles her mate and cheers. <p> Stormypaw and Speckledpaw are happy not to be the youngest anymore.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Touches noses with his apperentice and says thank you foxstar.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
"All cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the high-log! It has come time for 2 of our apprentices to recieve their warrior names!" He gazed at his niece and nephew and called out, "Stormpaw! Do you promise to uphold the warrior code always, and protect your clan until death?" <p> "I do" <p> "Then may Starclan hear and approve my choice. From this day foward, you will be known as Stormflower! Flamepaw!" He watched him step forward, seeing the pain in the young cat's eyes from losing his mentor not too long ago. He mewed, "Flamepaw. Do you promise to uphold the warrior code, and protect your clan even at the cost of your life?" <p> He nodded <p> "Then from this moment on you will be known as Flame-" <p> Flamepaw interupted him by saying, "Flameclaw. I want to be called Flameclaw. To remember Spiderclaw." <p> Foxstar smiled, and mewed, "From this moment on, you shall be known as Flameclaw!" He brushed noses with each of the new warriors before contiueing "Speckledpaw! Heartstone has requested that you are given a new, more active mentor. Your new mentor will be Eagleclaw!" He watched as the 2 greeted before continuing, "we now have 4 kts that need to be apprenticed! Firekit, Thornkit, Fallenkit, and Hawkkit!" He looked at each before mewing, "Fallenkit! From this ay foward until you recieve your warrior name you will be known as Fallenpaw! And your mentor will be Dawnflower!" He turned to the warrior and mewed, "this is will be your first apprentice. I trust that you will teach her all that you know." "Thornkit! From this day foward until you recieve your warrior name, you will be known as Thornpaw! And you will be mentored by Stormflower!" He smiled at the new warrior encouragingly. "Hawkkit! From this day foward until you recieve your warrior name, you will be known as Hawkpaw! And your mentor will be Flameclaw!" He mewed, "Flameclaw, make Spiderclaw proud to have been your mentor." "And now, Firekit! This is long overdue, but for good reason. Firekit. From this day foward until you recieve your warrior name, you will be known as Firepaw! And i will mentor you." He brushed noses with Firepaw, and leapt off of the high-log <p> Flameclaw smiled, and brushed noses with Hawkpaw <p> Cloudbeauty cheered, "FLAMECLAW! STORMFLOWER! SPECKLEDPAW! FIREPAW! THORNPAW! FALLENPAW! HAWKPAW!" <p> Fawnstep cheered along with her mother, being loudest most of all for Stormflower, Flameclaw, and Firepaw
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
And backish Poppy. Sorry it took awhile. Just been so busy as you know.)) Arbrebark and Lapsa listened, nodding with not a question.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She watched the new deputy, looking slightly confused. "Aghh....Ambertail, go away!" She muttered.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im not acctually in this clan... I came here on NightEagle's request just to clear something up. Light isn't acctually here...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Pads up to the kits and deputy to congragulate them she bowed to the deputy before padsing back to camp
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She bounded up on top of the High-Rock, and paused, watching. She shook her head to clear her thoughts. "Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the High-Rock for a Clan meeting!" Her voice rang across the clearing, echoing the call that had been used by leaders longer than any cat could remember. "Phoenix is ready to be a Warrior. Phoenix, do you promise to uphold the Warrior Code, to defend and fight for Northclan, even at the cost of your life?" <br> (Assuming a yes...) <br> "Then you will be named Phoenixflame, in honor of... a great cat." She faltered slightly. "Tonight you will sit vigil, and silently watch over the clan." She mewed. She jumped down from the High-Rock. "Meeting dismissed."
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
(( lol tankits a shecat))T&alpha;nkit touches noses with her mentor. <p> li&oslash;nkit touches noses with his mentor. <p> gryph&otimes;nkit touches noses wih his mentor. <p> mir&alpha;clekit touches noses wih her mentor.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She cleared her throat. "Will AshClan have their own seperate temporary freshkill pile then to let cats known who's prey is who's?"
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Watched in silence