The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun [NOOK Book]

Overview

America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery. Q.'s quest leads him on a hilarious, ribald chase that's a cross between a...
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

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Overview

America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery. Q.'s quest leads him on a hilarious, ribald chase that's a cross between a story by Lenny Bruce and Dashiell Hammett. Before it's done we've encountered Pulitzer Prize-winning Philip Roth, a sex-starved suburban housewife, a mysterious Hollywood diary, Britney Spears, an ancient secret society, and two gifted cats whose trail of urine and hairballs leads Q. and his spunky undergraduate assistant to finally unravel the riddle of The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun.
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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
In this wildly funny, biting satire, in which James Qafka, noted children's book author and his cats, Ying-Tong and Poon-Tang, investigate the ghastly murder of Lilian Jackson Braun, Kaplow's shotgun approach shatters his main targets and does a lot of collateral damage as well. Like Mad magazine humor, the zingers come quickly, lancing Britney Spears on one page, delivering a glancing blow to "Murder, She Wrote" on the next and giving a resounding slap to Oprah Winfrey a couple of pages after..
AudioFile Magazine
This vicious and delicious parody satisfies on many levels. The much-beloved world of bestselling author Lilian Jackson Braun (author of an endless series of The Cat Who... mysteries) is whipsawed through Kaplow's bizarre and hilarious filter until it resembles the seaminess real life often holds.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014648622
  • Publisher: PHOENIX BOOKS INC
  • Publication date: 4/1/2003
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 213
  • Sales rank: 91,860
  • File size: 862 KB

Meet the Author

Robert Kaplow is a teacher and writer best known for the satirical songs and sketches he writes for NPRs "Morning Edition," where he created Moe Moskowitz and the Punsters. His award-winning young adult novels include "Alessandra in Love" and "Alex Icicle: A Romance in Ten Torrid Chapters."
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 6, 2007

    A reviewer

    I read this book because I enjoy the Cat Who books and also a good satire. However, this is a cheap ripoff of the Cat Who books and not a good satire at all. It is rather repitious and boring. However, if you enjoy wasting your time and being bored, by all means this is the book for you.

    7 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 4, 2013

    Negative Review

    I thought this would be a closure to the Cat Who Series Books by Lilian Jackson Braun. Boy was I wrong! This was written by a mad man intent on writing filth full of vulgarity. It wasn't cute or insiteful but rather something that wasn't worth reading. Do not buy or waste your money on this piece of vulgar filth.

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 26, 2012

    This book SOUNDS great but in reality is horrible. As a rule, I

    This book SOUNDS great but in reality is horrible. As a rule, I do not abandon books but this one I did after about 30 pages. I found it disgusting and certainly did not appreciate what I felt was rascist humor. I definitely do NOT recommend buying this book. If I could give it ZERO stars I would.

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 9, 2008

    Don't Be Fooled

    I chose this book because I am a lover of the Cat Who mysteries. The synopsis calls Kaplow 'one of her (Braun) most ardent admirers'. I find this hard to believe, because this book embodies everything her books are not. Satire is fine, and quite amusing when done well. This book is filled with all manner of vulgarity, from filthy language to disgusting sex acts. And I only got through two chapters. If that's your thing, by all means read this book. But if you enjoy the Cat Who mysteries for what they are, this book is not for you.

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 31, 2013

    Insulting to Lillian Jackson Braun

    I found this book to be insulting to Lillian Jackson Braun, Koko, Yumyum, and Qwill. I suppose he thought he was being cleaver, but He just made me angry. I don't enjoy his style.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2012

    For Adolescent Boys

    Between the fould language and prurient, unecessarily sexual observations, I couldn't get past the first chapter. Pity! I enjoy farces.

    5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 29, 2009

    Reading this is a waste of time!

    This book is NOT funny. It's stupid and disgusting.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2013

    Funny Spoof, Light Reading

    You can tell this is a sarcastic spoof of thr beloved series, If you like dark humor and aren't easily offended this book is fun, If you're expecting a Jackson-Braun pistache you'll be very disappointed, - by Paula

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2009

    Not for Die Hard Braun Fans

    This hilarious tongue-in-cheek poke at Lillian Jackson Braun's "Cat Who..." series is not for the average fan. You have to be willing to laugh at yourself and not take the world too seriously. It helps knowing all the characters to catch all of the inside jokes, but there was enough substance outside of the inside jokes that my husband who has never touched a LJB book enjoyed it too.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2012

    Ha ha ha this book sounds AWESOME!

    Im going to read this book

    0 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 18, 2010

    I Also Recommend:

    Quit whining.

    This book is definitely good for escapism. And if you have a problem with Kaplow's vulgar humour (such as the protagonist being caught pleasuring himself by girl scouts selling their cookies) then this book is definitely not for you.

    However, those who are OPEN MINDED enough to see the humour in this book would love the 'randomness' of it. I rented it from the library, and read it several times.

    An added bit of fun is the list of books that this Kaplow supposedly wrote, many of which contain titles inappropriate for this review!!

    To summarize, if you have a problem with vulgar humour, *ahem Kathy* don't touch the book. But if you're not some silly zealot or person who finds offense in VERY minor things, then definitely give this book a try.

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    Posted October 15, 2010

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