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Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco. [NOOK Book]

Overview

This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!

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Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.

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Overview

This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033092314
  • Publisher: Oleg Medvedkov
  • Publication date: 3/1/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 69,545
  • File size: 92 KB

Meet the Author

Oleg Medvedkov is a writer of Humorous Novels and Short Stories. He also writes some serious stuff just to show that he can. He lives in Sacramento, CA.


His motivation - Cookies, His inspiration - see Motivation, His muse - whoever brings him Cookies. If you think he is mercantile than you know words.

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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 2.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2013

    LMFAO

    I Laffed my ******* pants off to the jokes

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 29, 2012

    Nice

    Some were bad but most were good. I liked the ones that said "Notice how your mother never calls you son of a *****" and "How to tell if your cat' a secret anget. He disposes of a cell phone every time he uses it"

    ---SLB

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 15, 2012

    NEED MORE

    I love the one that says “ If police used RPGs there would never be speeding”

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2014

    Love it

    Amazing book. Super funny. Must get it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 20, 2014

    Hey chic who wants to chat. Hey chic who wants to chat

    #i totaly LMFAO love this book. Chat me back

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2014

    Not funny

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!"!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2014

    booo

    None of the jokes are funny: (

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 15, 2013

    Hey chick who wants to chat

    What up im Mexican

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2013

    Vary funny

    It was so funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2013

    OMFG WAS SO FUNNY ALL OF U WHO DIDNT LIKE IT SUCK

    OMGOMGOMGOMG SOOOOO FUNNY!! I LOVE ALL THE JOKES I LMFAO

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    #readthis

    Who wants to start a hashtag chain??
    Btw totally up for chatting just title ur comment hey chick who wants to chat

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2013

    This bokk Bad

    Not at all funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 8, 2013

    To it sucks

    The book is free and you told us not to BUY it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2013

    To: Poop!!

    You're right bro. Mincraft is waaay better.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2013

    Ok

    There were some very funny jokes in here but most of the time the jokes were really corny. It's a free book so I guess it's kind of worthy it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 5, 2013

    Could have been funnier...

    There were a good amount of jokes in here that made me giggle, especially the ninja/samurai ones. But I could have done without the rude and drug-related ones.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 30, 2013

    Poop!!

    Minecraft is better

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2013

    It sucks

    Dont buy it. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid and dumb. It is like eating a gerbils poop mixed with an elephants mega dump with tartar sauce ketchup bbq sauce and mustard on top. And oh yeah I forgot the cherry.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2013

    Blah

    Its nit funny and there is language

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 25, 2012

    was a little boring

    Maybe it was the lack of context but much of it seemed silly or just not funny.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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