Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.

Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.

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by Oleg Medvedkov
     
 

This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!

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Overview

This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940033092314
Publisher:
Oleg Medvedkov
Publication date:
03/01/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
365,772
File size:
94 KB

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Meet the Author

Oleg Medvedkov is a writer of Humorous Novels and Short Stories. He also writes some serious stuff just to show that he can. He lives in Sacramento, CA.


His motivation - Cookies, His inspiration - see Motivation, His muse - whoever brings him Cookies. If you think he is mercantile than you know words.

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Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for 2.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 22 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I Laffed my ******* pants off to the jokes
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Some were bad but most were good. I liked the ones that said "Notice how your mother never calls you son of a *****" and "How to tell if your cat' a secret anget. He disposes of a cell phone every time he uses it" ---SLB
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love the one that says “ If police used RPGs there would never be speeding”
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amazing book. Super funny. Must get it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
#i totaly LMFAO love this book. Chat me back
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!"!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
None of the jokes are funny: (
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What up im Mexican
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was so funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
OMGOMGOMGOMG SOOOOO FUNNY!! I LOVE ALL THE JOKES I LMFAO
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Who wants to start a hashtag chain?? Btw totally up for chatting just title ur comment hey chick who wants to chat
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not at all funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book is free and you told us not to BUY it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There were some very funny jokes in here but most of the time the jokes were really corny. It's a free book so I guess it's kind of worthy it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There were a good amount of jokes in here that made me giggle, especially the ninja/samurai ones. But I could have done without the rude and drug-related ones.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You're right bro. Mincraft is waaay better.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Minecraft is better
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its nit funny and there is language
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Maybe it was the lack of context but much of it seemed silly or just not funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wasn't that entertaining or funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dont buy it. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid and dumb. It is like eating a gerbils poop mixed with an elephants mega dump with tartar sauce ketchup bbq sauce and mustard on top. And oh yeah I forgot the cherry.