Overview

Two armies square up across the Forest battlefield; trolls and wizards on the one side, witches and Amazons on the other. Both have their very own captive Watcher in tow for good measure. No-one realises that it has been pre-ordained that each and every one of them will die before the battle has run its course.

Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, but each of them has problems of their own.

Halfshaft, a failed wizard, is ...

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Cave-Trolls and Amazons

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Overview

Two armies square up across the Forest battlefield; trolls and wizards on the one side, witches and Amazons on the other. Both have their very own captive Watcher in tow for good measure. No-one realises that it has been pre-ordained that each and every one of them will die before the battle has run its course.

Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, but each of them has problems of their own.

Halfshaft, a failed wizard, is trapped in the Underworld, ensnared by an amorous blood-sucking succubus, with her jealous and insecure incubus-husband looking on.

Takina, a blonde Amazon in the tiniest of fur bikinis, has been abducted by trollesses and set to work at a desert sex-slave market. But she is not about to take this lying down.

Rod, whose dearest wish is to get back down the pub before last orders, has been co-opted on to a small but select band of witches' donkeys, at least until something better comes along.

"Cave-Trolls and Amazons" is a colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full with bawdy British humour. Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044491731
  • Publisher: Jonathan Pidduck
  • Publication date: 2/18/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 237,623
  • File size: 335 KB

Meet the Author

Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 4 children.

His humorous fantasy books include: "Slave-Girls and Amazons", "Cave-Trolls and Amazons" and "The Halfshaft Games".

His humorous horror titles include the Wedding Feast Trilogy: "The Wedding Feast", "Tethered" and "The Last of the Neanderthals".

This year (2014), he has published "The Craving" (his first serious horror/thriller) and "Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie" (back to comedy horror).

More humorous fantasy books are planned for 2015.

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