Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals, and Pandering Politicians Who Are Destroying America

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Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.

With razor-sharp wit, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser explodes the absurdities of the ...

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Overview

"Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can't start my day without her." -Sean Hannity

Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.

With razor-sharp wit, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. Always outspoken, Peyser pulls no punches in exposing the Hollywood and Washington libtards for the morons they truly are.

"With an attitude that would frighten James Bond, Andrea Peyser takes on the famous and powerful who are destroying America. Read her book." —Bill O'Reilly

"With Peyser's trademark slashing wit, Celebutards is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers." —Ann Coulter

"Andrea tells it like it is… She's done a great job." —Donald Trump

"Andrea Peyser's got a bloodhound's nose for hypocrisy and hijinks that we sorely need these days." —Jonah Goldberg, New York Times bestselling author of Liberal Fascism

"Andrea Peyser… Today's Worst Person inthe World!" —Keith Olbermann

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780806531090
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 2/1/2009
  • Pages: 256
  • Product dimensions: 6.10 (w) x 8.80 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Table of Contents

Foreword: What, No Conservatives? ix

Acknowledgments xi

Introduction: What Is a Celebutard? 1

1 The Penn Isn't Mightier Than the Sword Sean Perm 3

2 An Inconvenient Goof Al Gore 9

3 Patron Saint of Stupidity Barbra Streisand 18

4 Clooney Tunes George Clooney 27

5 They Put the Bull in Durham Susan Sarandon Tim Robbins 36

6 Chumps Like Us Bruce Springsteen 43

7 The Bimbo Summit Paris Britney Lindsay 51

8 All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Dumb Sheryl Crow 66

9 All the Wrong Moves Tom Cruise 72

10 Crapping Out, One Baby at a Time Brangelina 80

11 Bowling for Cheeseburgers Michael Moore 88

12 Desperately Seeking Sanity Madonna 93

13 I'm Not Anti-Semitic; I Just Hate Jews Jimmy Carter 102

14 The Color Green Oprah Winfrey 114

15 All the News That's Sh*t to Print: The New York Times 124

16 The Mouth That Roared Rosie O'Donnell 136

17 Curb Your Ignorance Laurie David 146

18 Live from Celebutard Row Mumia Abu-Jamal 152

19 Sheehan Is Unbelieving Cindy Sheehan 159

20 Attack of the Bloviator Alec Baldwin 163

21 Wicked Witch of the West Wing Hillary Clinton 168

22 Sharpie and Shifty Al Sharpton Jesse Jackson 182

23 Pe-lousy Nancy Pelosi 192

24 Dying Is Easy; Comedy Is Hard Bill Maher 195

25 In the Sweet By and Bias Katie Couric 198

26 Domestic Dominatrix Martha Stewart 202

27 Raider of a Lost Art Steven Spielberg 205

28 Everybody Must Get Stoned Sharon Stone 207

29 The Left Wing Martin Sheen 210

30 Curious George George Soros 212

31 Shadow of a Dowd Maureen Dowd 215

32 King of the Nanny State Michael Bloomberg 218

33 Town Without Pity Brattleboro Vermont 222

34 Dishonorable Mention: Other Folks Who Drive Us to Drinkbut Don't Rate an Entire Chapter Al Franken Noam Chomsky Dan Rather Christiane Amanpour Aaron Sorkin Ted Kennedy Woody Allen Robert Redford Rob "Meathead" Reiner Jerry Seinfeld Keith Olbermann Arianna Huffington fane "Hanoi Jane" Fonda 224

35 Thought I Forgot About These Celebutards? Guess Again 231

Index 237

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  • Posted April 9, 2009

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    Couldn't Put It Down

    This book was great. Quick Witted and it put the Celebutards in their place. Hilarious!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2009

    FANNNNNNNNNTASTIC

    Smart. Funny. What a way to put the "news" into perspective!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 25, 2009

    Impossible to put down.

    All the hypocrites are on parade here in Andrea Peyser's entertaining liberal-bashing new book. She exposes the contradictions in the very beliefs these people try, unsuccessfully most of the time, thank goodness, to shove down everyone's throats. She also exposes the idiotic impossible ideals the average Americans are supposed to live up to while these people sit there & wax philosophical on things like politics, religion, & society. They paint all liberal Democrats as having more humanity than conservatives, but can't even have enough humanity to have close relationships with their own spouses, children, or parents. They trip all over themselves trying to prove who is more "green", yet don't tell you they only started recycling about 10 years ago, when it became mandatory in most communities. Hurray Andrea for telling the truth to people who are otherwise blinded by their favorite celebrities' glorious light.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2009

    Andrea Rocks

    This book is must-reading for anyone with a brain. Andrea brilliantly skewers the Hollywood and Washington big heads who are so curiously influential. It's a serious examination of a culture that lionized Michael Moore and Madonna, as well as a great, fun read. And you'll learn something!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2009

    Easy Read

    Amusing but not great. . .

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    Incomplete...

    Needs chapters on Chuck Norris, Charlie Daniels, and Micheal Crighton to cover the full spectrum of politically active stars speaking out well beyond their areas of expertise.

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