Celebutards

Celebutards

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by Andrea Peyser
     
 

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Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can't start my day without her. –Sean Hannity

Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they…  See more details below

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Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can't start my day without her. –Sean Hannity

Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.

With razor-sharp wit, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. Always outspoken, Peyser pulls no punches in exposing the Hollywood and Washington libtards for the morons they truly are.

"With an attitude that would frighten James Bond, Andrea Peyser takes on the famous and powerful who are destroying America. Read her book." --Bill O'Reilly

"With Peyser's trademark slashing wit, Celebutards is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers." --Ann Coulter

"Andrea tells it like it is. . . She's done a great job." --Donald Trump

"Andrea Peyser's got a bloodhound's nose for hypocrisy and hijinks that we sorely need these days." --Jonah Goldberg, New York Times bestselling author of Liberal Fascism

"Andrea Peyser. . . Today's Worst Person in the World!" --Keith Olbermann

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780806533841
Publisher:
Kensington
Publication date:
02/01/2010
Sold by:
Penguin Random House Publisher Services
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
256
File size:
824 KB

Meet the Author

After graduating from the State University of New York, Andrea Peyser worked for the Associated Press, CNN, and the Tampa Tribune before becoming a reporter for the New York Post in 1989; since 1993, she's held the position of Post columnist. Andrea was named 2005 Columnist of the Year by the New York State Associated Press. She appears widely in the media, including on outlets such as Fox News Channel, CNN, and MSNBC, and has guest-hosted on WOR radio in New York. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband and daughter.

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Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals, and Pandering Politicians Who Are Destroying America 2.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
mcfly2392 More than 1 year ago
This book was great. Quick Witted and it put the Celebutards in their place. Hilarious!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Smart. Funny. What a way to put the "news" into perspective!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
All the hypocrites are on parade here in Andrea Peyser's entertaining liberal-bashing new book. She exposes the contradictions in the very beliefs these people try, unsuccessfully most of the time, thank goodness, to shove down everyone's throats. She also exposes the idiotic impossible ideals the average Americans are supposed to live up to while these people sit there & wax philosophical on things like politics, religion, & society. They paint all liberal Democrats as having more humanity than conservatives, but can't even have enough humanity to have close relationships with their own spouses, children, or parents. They trip all over themselves trying to prove who is more "green", yet don't tell you they only started recycling about 10 years ago, when it became mandatory in most communities. Hurray Andrea for telling the truth to people who are otherwise blinded by their favorite celebrities' glorious light.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is must-reading for anyone with a brain. Andrea brilliantly skewers the Hollywood and Washington big heads who are so curiously influential. It's a serious examination of a culture that lionized Michael Moore and Madonna, as well as a great, fun read. And you'll learn something!
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milady28 More than 1 year ago
This woman has no idea what she is writing. She just invent stories to fill a book and sell it. Don't waste your money with this incoherent book. She is not even a writer.
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DEBUNKINGTHEMYTHS More than 1 year ago
THIS AUTHOR IS QUITE CLEARLY SENDING SMOKE SIGNALS TO THE PSYCHIATRIC MEDICAL BOARD!! ANDREA PEYSER IS BEGGING FOR A 51/50 ITS A PUBLIC PLEA! THIS NEGLECTED,UN-POPULAR,UNTALENTED,UNINTELLIGENT,QUASIMODO LOOK ALIKE(NOT TO INSULT HIM)CHILD, GREW TO THE WASTE OF LIFE SHE IS NOW,AND SHE FERVENTLY SCORNED!WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD SHE WILL DO ANYTHING TO ATTACH HER NAME TO A BIG STAR IN PSYCHOTIC HOPES OF FAME!! DON'T BOTHER WITH THIS BOOK DO GET HER THAT PADDED CELL !!!
Honest_Reviewer More than 1 year ago
I would never read this book again. It's the trashiest piece of crap that has ever been handed to me. Thankfully, it was received as a gift because I would have returned it and demanded my money back if I had wasted my own precious cash on it. Honestly, the best way of getting your money's worth out of this book would be to use it as toilet paper. Human beings have no other use for crap like this. Do NOT waste your money on garbage like this. I would recommend if you feel like throwing your good hard earned money away perhaps just run your bills through a paper shredder..You'll feel more satisfaction from that in the long run.
Smart_Reader More than 1 year ago
Celebutards is a keeper - quick witted and funny. A fine piece of work that will have you laughing and tearing your hair out over the self-absorption and lunacy of the subjects.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amusing but not great. . .
Lanceradvanced More than 1 year ago
Needs chapters on Chuck Norris, Charlie Daniels, and Micheal Crighton to cover the full spectrum of politically active stars speaking out well beyond their areas of expertise.