Chaos Tryst [NOOK Book]

Overview


Ariana Golde may be known for breaking and entering but she's no thief, she's a returner. She retrieves stolen objects and gives them back to their rightful owners. Her latest job: retrieving a statue from the Medveds. But Ari is having an off night, and she's caught red-handed by the three brothers, who don't just get mad—they turn into bears.

Maksim Medved is outraged—the statue belongs to his parents. But Ari's returner magick doesn't lie: the heirloom has a new rightful ...

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Overview


Ariana Golde may be known for breaking and entering but she's no thief, she's a returner. She retrieves stolen objects and gives them back to their rightful owners. Her latest job: retrieving a statue from the Medveds. But Ari is having an off night, and she's caught red-handed by the three brothers, who don't just get mad—they turn into bears.

Maksim Medved is outraged—the statue belongs to his parents. But Ari's returner magick doesn't lie: the heirloom has a new rightful owner. Ari is drawn to the surly, handsome Maks—maybe because he possesses the same chaos magick she does. But while Ariana enjoys a touch of chaos, Maks hates its destructive power.

When Ari and Maks team up to find her mystery client, their chaos magicks ignite even faster than their attraction. Can Maks learn to love a little chaos, or will the havoc they cause among the faebled creatures drive him away for good?

33,000 words

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781426897269
  • Publisher: Carina Press
  • Publication date: 7/15/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Edition description: Original
  • File size: 457 KB

Meet the Author


Shirin Dubbin is often called a “chic geek” and she likes the sound of it. As a storyteller she weaves urban fantasy and sci-fi with romantic edge. The battle between good and evil, humor, and break neck action are ink to her imagination.

Culturally, she’s half American, half British and very southern. Government reports show a residence in Washington, DC but Shirin lives largely on the astral plane. She hopes to meet you there.

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Where had she gone wrong? Oh right, she'd brought her phone on a B&E and now it threatened to vibrate free of one her hidden pockets. Ariana looked down at her feet and realized she'd frozen mid clandestine tiptoe across someone else's foyer. Genius. The owners of the expansive home weren't in, so the soft-shoe mambo wasn't strictly necessary. Of course it never hurt a returner to be more cautious than brave, and her black-on-black leather wrestling boots kept her as silent in shoes as she would've been barefoot—which generally kept her from getting nabbed.

Ari caught a glimpse of her jumpsuit-clad body in the ornate mirror hung floor to ceiling on the near wall. Cute, she thought with sarcasm. Ariana Golde, the lamest Michael Jackson impersonator ever to do a point toe pose. Hee, hee. She spun in the dusk-darkened room and moonwalked a few steps backward. Lack of sleep in the form of five days of nonstop retrieval-and-returning was making her loopy. The phone buzzed again and she relaxed, lowering her heels to touch the floor.

Her second wrong turn…or maybe it had been the first. Yep, now she thought on it, bringing her phone along was the lesser of her missteps, but Ari wasn't at fault for her first. She hadn't chosen to be her mother's daughter. Oh, she enjoyed a touch of chaos, but dealing with Inari—well, cataclysmic seemed a weak classification. And, no doubt, it was her okaasan, her mother, calling. Otherwise she'd feel absolutely no compunction to answer.

That was the problem with the old Faebles, especially well-known ones like Ari's mother and father, somehow or another, through magick or coercion, you did what they wanted.

Inari had lived outside of Japan for centuries but even away from her seat of power she held an amazing sway of enchantment. Then again, maybe it wasn't enchantment her mother wielded but classic mama guilt.

Whatever.

Ari sighed. Whenever her mother called she had to answer—was compelled to—no matter what. A quick tap to her Bluetooth opened the connection. Her mother didn't bother to wait for a greeting.

""Your life goals finally became clear to me today, Kit. You intend to be a lonely old spinster like the lady of the Goblin-kin. Have I guessed correctly?"" Inari's softly accented voice rang sweet as tinkling bells and struck like a hammer.

Ari nearly laughed. Inari excelled at passive aggression; one of the top ten wielders in the land. ""Yep, Okaasan, you guessed it. I plan on letting my nether regions wither and blow away. Talk about a dry spell. I can see it now—'Ariana Anase Kitsu Golde, the cause of a dust storm unparalleled since the 1930s dust bowl. Click here for the full story.'"" She clucked her tongue in an imitation of a mouse clicking the imagined link. ""Poor you and poor Baba. No little Faeble scions to carry on your legacy.""

Ari began to pace, a learned response to her mother's phone calls, and stepped into an ellipse of multihued light projected from the wall above the front doors onto the polished stone floor. The angle of the moon distorted the image cast by the stained glass window and caused the light to stretch into an oblong. As soon as she stood within the pattern, a heavy unease settled over her. She hopped backward quicker than thought and landed outside the design.

Her mother coughed lightly. ""You inherited your sense of humor from your baba's side and unfortunately I am not coarse enough to appreciate it.""

Ari laughed aloud this time. ""Watch it, crazy lady, I have no problems telling your husband what you just said.""

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 16, 2013

    Conrad

    Conrad~ He shifted and rose, stumbling on his paws for support. He looked quite dazed, blinking in the sudden light. Sparrow~ She rolled over and immediately sprung to her feet, her fur bristling and her teeth bared. "I'm telling you, you don't want to mess with me."

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 16, 2013

    Lone Wolf

    He flops down to lick the graze on his pad. <br>
    (2:11 Eastern)<p>
    Lone Wolf

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 16, 2013

    Cherrytail

    You shouldnt be here. We are on a dangerous where no app should participate

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    Owlfur

    Im on the guest wifi. I tricked my sister to put in the password so i could test it.

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    Posted August 16, 2013

    Scarloke

    Gtg

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    Posted August 16, 2013

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    Follows the others.

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    Posted August 16, 2013

    Applejack

    Applejack: *Paces boredly.*<br>
    Raritygem: *Watches Rainbowdash, Stormpaw, and Dovepaw.* (6:14 EST)

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    Posted August 16, 2013

    Rainbowdash and Co

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  • Posted January 19, 2012

    A Romp in Faire land

    Actually a 3.5

    This is not normally the genre I would read but I had received it as a prize during the Fall Romance Yahoo Group so I went ahead and read it. Even though it is not typically a book I look forward I did still enjoy reading it. It was very enjoyable and seemed like a fun romp through faire land. It was fun to see the characters overcoming one situation after another. The ending was a surprise twist and added to the fun. Overall a very satisfying read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2011

    Hilarious - another Fun, Imaginative Novella from Shirin Dubbin

    I read Keeper of the Way by this author because of a review and really enjoyed it. So decided to try Chaos Tryst. It's so fun! It's full of laugh-out-loud moments. There are two "backpack goblins" who kept me giggling and the main characters have the best banter between them. The story is classic fairytale structure but in a modern times where all the fables from the stories we grew up with live in our world. The only problems were a few confusing moments because it's sooo fast paced, and the fact it's too short! Otherwise, I loved the way the plot came together and the leading lady's tricksy ways. Maks, the leading man, was *faints*. Bring on more Shirin Dubbin.

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  • Posted September 27, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    Chaotic Love

    Goldilocks and the Three Bears has never been told like this. Dubbin creates a fantasy world that few could have thought of. With bearshifters, goblins and chaos reigning we are left reeling in wonderment in this Faeble world.

    Ariana Anase Kitsu Golde, a mixture of Japanese and West African heritage, is a returner. She feels a tug towards the item that she is looking for, meaning she is not stealing but returning an item to the rightful owner. In human world this doesn't matter but for Faebles, the race of folklore and faerie tales, it has prevented many magical showdowns. She is hired if a storied folk loosing an item to theft or trickery. Ari is also under a lot of pressure to marry from her mother, Inari, a frightful lady if you were to be on her bad side.

    Ari's job this time is to retrieve a honecomb from the Medved brother's home. Upon entering the house, Ari feels that she is out of control and she doesn't know why. When the three brothers, stoic Dimitri, chaotic Maks and the seer Kostya, find Ari in their house they are not too happy. Maks and Ari's chaotic magic instantly collides and it leads to a night of pandemonium and trickery. As much as Ari loves a little chaos, tonight is getting a little out of control and she has a job to do. Not only returning the honeycomb but she is also on a mission to bring the two goblin families together.

    Ari and Maks grow from thinking there is no way anyone could love them to finding they are made for each other. I will admit that at times the writing was chaotic BUT the underlining story is beautifully written. Fantasy is sometimes hard for me to figure out when there isn't anything tying to a human world. There are mentions of a human world but not much more than that. The personalities of Maks and Ari are well-defined. Towards the end I was lost again because of a few things that seemed out of character for Ari and Maks. All that being said, this is a good short fantasy read. It is a new world that I would definitely like to know more about.

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