Cheap Tequila - A Funny Urban Fantasy [NOOK Book]

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Overview

In all of her long life, Desdemona Albrecht never thought that she would have to rely on a scrawny kid with a penchant for marijuana.

Andy Ballston uses a wide array of mind altering substances as he tries to find true love. From the innocent caffeine punch of a double tall latte, to the gut wrenching double shot of well drink tequila, Andy keeps tossing them back to ease his pain.

If you never thought that bullfighting and Battlestar Galactica ...
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Overview

In all of her long life, Desdemona Albrecht never thought that she would have to rely on a scrawny kid with a penchant for marijuana.

Andy Ballston uses a wide array of mind altering substances as he tries to find true love. From the innocent caffeine punch of a double tall latte, to the gut wrenching double shot of well drink tequila, Andy keeps tossing them back to ease his pain.

If you never thought that bullfighting and Battlestar Galactica would be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone the same book, you'd be wrong on both counts!

It's a lively romp through Seattle, Los Angeles, Mexico and even the fourth dimension as you follow this unlikely cast of characters as they try to get from one day to another.

The threads are woven around each other until the end where they meet in a giant knot.

Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012090850
  • Publisher: John Poetzel
  • Publication date: 8/31/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 344,541
  • File size: 275 KB

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John lives on the Big Island of Hawai'i, learning how to
reduce his carbon footprint. There are more stories to come,
but if you want bite-sized updates with pictures, visit his
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He sometimes graces his Facebook page with words:
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  • Posted September 14, 2011

    An entertaining read...

    I read this entertaining urban fantasy on a trip from Florida to Washington State. The book saved me from nonstop inane chatter of the woman in the seat next to me. I was sucked into the book, into the characters lives and for the entire flight I was fully entertained. The next flight I finished the book and then opted to give it to my bookless chatty neighbor to shut her up. This worked well and she promised to mail the book back to me when she finished it. She must have enjoyed the book as well because she was quiet for almost the entire flight, a total win for me. The only time she talked she commented that the author either enjoyed some medicinal herb or had a very vivid fantasy life. Sadly, she kept the book. I must assume that she really enjoyed it. The author, Mr. Poetzel, has a vivid fantasy life indeed! I look forward to reading his next urban fantasy.

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