Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools

Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools

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by Victoria Twead

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**New York Times bestselling author**

If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucía would REALLY be like, they might have hesitated...

They have no idea of the culture shock in store. No idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. No idea they'll help capture a


**New York Times bestselling author**

If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucía would REALLY be like, they might have hesitated...

They have no idea of the culture shock in store. No idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. No idea they'll help capture a vulture or be rescued by a mule.

Will they stay, or return to the relative sanity of England?

Includes Spanish recipes donated by the village ladies.

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Ant Press
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Old Fools , #1
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18 Years

Meet the Author

I nagged poor Joe into moving from England to Spain in 2004. We settled into a tiny mountain village in Andalucía, became reluctant chicken farmers and ended up owning probably the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Our story is told in The Old Fools Trilogy: 1. Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools 2. Two Old Fools ~ Olé! 3. Two Old Fools on a Camel (NYT Bestseller) "Chickens" became an Amazon Top 100 Bestseller, and remained so for four months.

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Chickens, Mules And Two Old Fools 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 46 reviews.
JoWorm More than 1 year ago
I just couldn't put this book down and read the whole thing in one sitting. It made me laugh out loud so many times and I just wish I could move to that little Spanish mountain village where Victoria and Joe live. I loved all the characters (including the animals) and felt I knew each villager personally by the end of the book. I'm so looking forward to the sequel which is coming soon, I believe. I loved this book so much that I've bought several paperback copies to give away to friends.
KC_Rhoads More than 1 year ago
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is a true story and made me enjoy the couple's adventure even more.  The author has a knack for describing village life in Spain while painting a vivid picture of each character.  By the end of the book I was nearly persuaded I might like chickens and that a midnight ring of the doorbell would be acceptable!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I've really enjoyed this wonderful book. It is the first of a trilogy of books recounting the adventures of Victoria and Joe who try living in Spain for five years and then they will decide whether to stay for good or return to Sussex. This is very well written and easy to read, often humorous but doesn't try too hard to be funny; some of the people they encounter are just so comical, real characters, and she captures their ways and quirks so well on the page. I love Judith's comical expressions! I like the inclusion of frequent pictures, within the writing, instead of in a clump later in the book, you don't have to keep flicking back and forth to see the pictures of what's going on. You can enlarge all these pictures easily, all in full colour so a good reading experience on a tablet/ipad/kindle fire etc as well as the paperback. What a great idea to unify the book with recipes: The book is subtitled 'Tuck into a slice of Andalucian life' and Victoria slots recipes in the book, in each chapter. These aren't just random recipes, they are dishes that occur in the action, cooked by their new Spanish friends and neighbours, dishes they have introduced to them when Victoria and Joe are eating with them etc. There are a good amount of these recipes but still plenty of 'normal book reading matter'-one reviewer on amazon said he thought the recipes were just 'fillers' to pad out the book but I don't agree, the book is plenty long enough and whets your appetite for the next instalment and the recipes are kind of like the icing on the cake, they really add to it all, lovely presentation and well thought out. There is also a recipe section at the end of the book where all these are together. Photos of the dishes are included with the recipes. I glanced at the recipes as they occurred in the story but they are also worth another look through when you have finished the book and some I really liked the look of so I will be trying them. I was intrigued by the little symbols on the book cover and they were also used in the book separating the chapters/scenes. These turn up later in the book and all is explained. Some lovely descriptions of the landscape whether she is talking about snow or greenery and sun. Her love for the country shows through in her beautiful descriptions. The book is very accurate-spelling and punctuation-wise. There are some light-hearted humorous moments, language misunderstandings, sad moments and you also learn things about the cultural differences in Spain, all really interesting. The texts and emails in the book are all effective, plenty of different writing techniques in here, all add that variety to keep you interested. The book is very entertaining and amusing, there's all the chaos in there when they make the initial trip over to Spain with their belongings, typical havoc that happens with these sort of best laid plans. I love how she always ends a chapter with a 'tempter' sentence for the next chapter, a little hint, eg, we thought so and so but we were going to find out we were wrong-so you just have to read on to find out what it was-hence I ended up reading it well into the small hours. Very enjoyable and I will definitely be reading the next book in the series.
sangreal More than 1 year ago
I received a free copy of this e-book from the author. The title alone promises that Victoria Twead’s Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools is going to be a hilarious adventure, and that’s what you get and more! Vicky, the author, decides that retirement for her does not include dreary English weather. Instead she envisions a lovely house in sunny Spain and proceeds to talk her husband Joe into the idea. Ultimately, they do relocate to a strange but fascinating house in a tiny Andalucían village way up a mountain. As much as the very nature of the book lends itself to humor, it would all probably be quite pointless without the excellent ‘voice’ of Vicky herself. The author has the absolute knack for seeing the humor in every single thing – from the German real estate agent, to the trials of making the odd house livable, to of course, the inevitable chickens. She also has the ability to relay that humor in an engaging, friendly way that makes you feel that you’re sitting down with an old, dear friend. This book also has a special place in my heart because I grew up in a small, rural Catholic village in the Caribbean and many of the festivals that the author describes take me right back to my childhood. The many pictures in the book also enhance the storytelling, and helps bring many of the incidents to vivid life. Oh, I loved the addition of the Spanish recipes as well, which I’m slowly working my way through trying. I highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys a quirky look at life, and writing infused with humor and gentle sarcastic wit that will leave you laughing long after you’ve finished reading.
gclaudia More than 1 year ago
I've always dreamed of moving to Spain, and this book lets me do that vicariously. Victoria Twead has a warm, engaging style that makes me feel like I'm catching up with an old friend, who's telling me about her adventures over a drink or three. We get to hear about the house hunt, the renovations, the chickens -- who knew they had such personalities! -- and, of course, the neighbours. Plus there are more than two dozen recipes, so you can recreate the dishes to get some of the tastes and scents of the tiny village described so lovingly. It's a lovely read from start to finish. Highly recommended!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If ever you are feeling stuck in a rut just read or re-read this book. I laughed, commiserated with them, felt sad when they lost Santo and very much related to the story. Having lived in several foreign countries I know what it's like to have to deal with a language barrier but this lovely couple just embraced the culture and the culture embraced them. This book was an eye opener in many woke up my wanderlust. You will find yourself wanting to travel, go for it. Take a tip from Vicki and Joe. Make your Five Year Plan and you may be pleasantly surprised at yourself. Okay, off point here. The book is an easy read but it makes you think. Oh yes, try the recipes at the beginning of each chapter. Be sure to stock up on'll need it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I absolutely loved this book. Very rare to find a book I start reading & don't want to put down, but this one is definitely one of those.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I just wanted to keep reading and enjoying this wonderful adventure.
steelyshan More than 1 year ago
Another reviewer said that she felt as though she were on vacation herself while reading this book, and I have to agree. Its the middle of a dreary winter here in New York and this is just what I needed! There are so many funny and endearing parts, I felt like I wanted to jump on a plane headed for Spain and experience this myself. The description of the people and surroundings was so well done I felt like I was watching a movie in my head. The have got to read the story and you will have a new appreciation for chicken owners! I cannot say enough, this is a wonderful story and I highly recommend it to anyone. Also of note, there are mouth-watering recipes included in the book that can help you authenicate your Andalucian experience!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Have finished reading all of the series about their "adventures". Wonderful books and so well written you can picture yourself with them.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is well told & fun reading I was disappointed there were not pictures of before and after of the house renovations. Because she did not describe well what it looked like
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is one of the best book I've read in a long long time
Grizzly21 More than 1 year ago
Great read! Was very interesting and exciting! Love that it is a real life experience. Would recommend this to everyone to read! Also like all the recipes.
Ilasans More than 1 year ago
Enjoyed this refreshing book. It has some funny tales plus what it's really like to completely change your life stye.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Enjoying this read for it's down-to life humor and also because it's a true story!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is an incredible book and filled with alot of humor! Cannot wait to read the rest of the books in the series. I would highly recommend this book to anyone that wants to read something filled with some humor and a light fun read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
One of the funniest books Ive read in a long time. Reminds me of my years living in Mexico. You need to get the 3 book set because you will want to read them all.
tuba More than 1 year ago
I thoroughly enjoyed all 4 of the books in this series. I found myself experiencing the gamut of emotions following Veeky and Joe through their adventures. I look forward to her next book.
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pengesser More than 1 year ago
After reading the Camel book first I had to see how their adventure began. It was a great read. I don't know if I would have the courage to pack up and move to a country where I did not speak the language but it worked for Victoria. This whole series is good.
glentn More than 1 year ago
an easy read in between studious books.
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Grinchy31 More than 1 year ago
Loved it
dmidgie More than 1 year ago
Absolutely delightful. I found this book to be enlightening,  inspireing, and hilarious. I can't remember ever laughing so hard while reading  a book. I feel like I want to go to El Hoyo and stop in to say "Hi!" And I know my visit would be OK. I highly recommend you go to Spain with  Vicky and Joe.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago