Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

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by Ian Spector
     
 

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The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On

After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400

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The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On

After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth.

This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as:
*Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
*The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
*When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
*A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
*Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from.
*A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him.

Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781101429402
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
05/04/2010
Sold by:
Penguin Group
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
176
Sales rank:
1,060,891
File size:
7 MB
Age Range:
18 Years

Meet the Author

Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.

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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts about the Man Who Knows Neither Fear nor Mercy 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 25 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Some were dirty others just dumb........ but there are a few exelllent ones there. Ex: crop circles are just chuck norris 's way of telling the world that corn just needs to lie the f### down. Bottom line great bathroom book.
littlemissbookwormGW More than 1 year ago
he is amaizeing
ToUBeTrue More than 1 year ago
This book has nothing on the real Chuck Norris's OFFICIAL Fact Book. This book is only the CN facts you can find online by the thousands. Real CN Official Fact Book has 101 of Chuck's favorite stories related to each of his favorite 101 Facts. Blow this book! Buy the real one!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
U are an overproteive person that is a hater and chuck norris is comming 4 u
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
HATERS BECAUSE HE IS THE TERMANATER CAUSE WHEN HE DIES THE WORLD WILL END SO TELL YO MOMMA TO STOP LOOKING AT HIM CAUZ SHES SO UGLY SHES MAKING HIM AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
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Badass
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Four score and 65 years in the past yeah i won the civil war with my beard now im here to whip ur a** . Im F****** CHUCK NORRIS yeah i have a beard on my a** cuz Chuck Norris doesnt when he just allows u to lose
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Antonia Milazzo More than 1 year ago
bbeautiful
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tstrack More than 1 year ago
My teenage daughter bought this book because she enjoys Chuck Norris jokes. Well, this book is filled with very graphic language as well as sexually explicit material (including drawings). This book should carry a warning label similar to movies and music. It contains very offensive material. Needless to say, we did return that filth back to the store.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not only is this book extremely funny, but the illustrations are really great too!!
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ColoradoBR More than 1 year ago
Whoever thought that there would be more outrageous claims to be made about Chuck Norris. I am glad there were more claims to be made. A funny book that is worth reading.
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Okay, seriously, my kid's teacher had this in the classroom because she had no idea what was in it. Absolutely sick!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cool