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Don't even think about; if great nations can't stop Chuck Norris, you don't have a chance. In fact, his power is global: Earthquakes are the planet's way of telling Chuck Norris that it's sorry. Ian Spector's third paperback original collection of in-your-face Norris affirmation will keep you very respectfully amused. Samples: "Life comes at you fast. Chuck Norris's fist comes as you faster." "Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete." "Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant after phone sex." "Chuck Norris has the heart of a child. He keeps it on his nightstand." Manly male humor for Father's Day and Graduation.