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Don't even think about; if great nations can't stop Chuck Norris, you don't have a chance. In fact, his power is global: Earthquakes are the planet's way of telling Chuck Norris that it's sorry. Ian Spector's third paperback original collection of in-your-face Norris affirmation will keep you very respectfully amused. Samples: "Life comes at you fast. Chuck Norris's fist comes as you faster." "Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete." "Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant after phone sex." "Chuck Norris has the heart of a child. He keeps it on his nightstand." Manly male humor for Father's Day and Graduation.
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Posted March 24, 2011
he is amaizeing
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Posted December 25, 2011
Some were dirty others just dumb........ but there are a few exelllent ones there. Ex: crop circles are just chuck norris 's way of telling the world that corn just needs to lie the f### down. Bottom line great bathroom book.
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Posted February 8, 2011
bbeautiful
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Posted April 25, 2012
Four score and 65 years in the past yeah i won the civil war with my beard now im here to whip ur a** . Im F****** CHUCK NORRIS yeah i have a beard on my a** cuz Chuck Norris doesnt when he just allows u to lose
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Posted February 22, 2012
Okay, seriously, my kid's teacher had this in the classroom because she had no idea what was in it. Absolutely sick!
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Posted December 30, 2011
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Overview
The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives OnAfter the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth.
This third testament ...