Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever

Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever

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by Ian Spector
     
 

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In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified)....

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In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified)....

Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:

? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
? Chuck Norris is a man's man's man.
? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.

A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781101175064
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
11/25/2008
Sold by:
Penguin Group
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
176
File size:
5 MB
Age Range:
18 Years

Meet the Author

Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.

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Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 25 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yo mama is so ugly she married a zombie
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fight chuck noris
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Anything his beard touches turns to awesome
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
CHUCK NORRIS WILL NOW TERMINATE U HAAHAAHAA BECAUSE GID CAN WALK ON LAND AND WALK ON WATER BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM ON LAND AND WALK ON WATER HA CHUK NORRIS IS THE TEEMINATOR OF THE WORLD BECAUAE ONCE HE DIES THE WORLD WILL END
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dont rate bad or chuck norris will round house kick you!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I dont know what to put for a review because I dont have the book, but when I saw this I thought it was the absolute best match to watch XD Well, I'm sure this is a good book..........
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How much norris can a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris could chuck norris?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesnt win he just allows u to lose
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Beat jb
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A very funny book. But for some reason it says 35 pages. I clicked alot more than that... i dont kmowx... meh.. good book.
ColoradoBR More than 1 year ago
This is a collection of hillarious and ridiculous claims of these two celebrities. It is not as funny as the first volume in this series, but it was really close.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I got this book as a gift for a soldier in Iraq. It was a HUGE hit among him and his fellow soldiers.
EvilLincoln More than 1 year ago
Chuck Norris and Mr. T were both finalists for the 2008 Pulitzer Prize for Biography despite not technically writing anything last year. Except your death sentence, fool.
Carla Cervoni More than 1 year ago
if ur a justin bieber fan this could some attention to you.