New From International Bestselling Author Aaron Patterson....
Archer Cross is the best detective LAPD has ever had.
Or so he believes.
Fictitious Praise and Reviews for Cliché by Aaron Patterson & Nora Robb
"If you could only read one book this year you MUST read Cliché. It over promises and under delivers... masterful in so many ways!"
--James Patterson, #1 international bestselling author of over a million, billion novels in every genre
"Cliché will be the next blockbuster movie of all time, and I will produce it, or my name isn't Mark Wahlberg!"
--Mark Wahlberg, World famous actor, and the producer of just about every show out there worth watching
"Aaron Patterson? Never heard of her..."
--Chuck Norris
"GGWWWRGHH... AARRGWWWGGHHAA."
--Chewbacca (Chewie)
"This novel terrified me. I found myself up late at night thinking about it why the Dark Tower series is taking so long to be made into a movie--You made sure to put in a plug for the Dark Tower movie right? Just making sure..."
--Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author and all around good guy
"After reading Cliché last night I stayed up all night and wrote 42 new songs!"
--Taylor Swift
"I would love to write a thriller..."
--J.K. Rowling, Author of the Harry Potter series and I think one other book
"If I were to write a book about myself, it would have to stand at a 45 degree angle and pause for dramatic effect just before putting on a pair of sunglasses. Looks like Cliché closes the book on that deal................................. lets just hope there is enough paper to print the masterpiece."
--Horatio Caine, CSI Miami
"If I ever was going to read a book, I'd read Cliché. I've got to go but--I'll be back!"
--Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I laughed so hard that I wet myself!"
--Jimmy Fallon