Coach Hyatt Is A Riot! (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

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A.J., Andrea, and the gang are "graduating" to third grade, where they will have a new teacher and new outrageous adventures at Ella Mentry School.

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Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! (My Weird School Daze Series #4)

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Overview

A.J., Andrea, and the gang are "graduating" to third grade, where they will have a new teacher and new outrageous adventures at Ella Mentry School.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781436450645
  • Publisher: Sanval, Inc.
  • Publication date: 12/30/2008
  • Series: My Weird School Daze Series , #4
  • Format: Library Binding
  • Edition description: THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY
  • Pages: 106
  • Sales rank: 1,056,531
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.50 (h) x 0.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman is the author of many fantastic books for young readers. Besides his popular Baseball Card Adven-tures and My Weird School series, he has written about soccer, basketball, bowling, and aliens. When he is not writing books, Dan is very often visiting a school. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, he has received fifteen state book awards and thirty-seven book award nominations. Dan lives in Haddonfield, New Jersey, with his wife, Nina, and their two children, Sam and Emma.

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My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! AER

Chapter One

The Thing I Love

My name is A.J. and I love school.

Going to school is just so much fun! I wish we could go to school at night. I wish we could go to school on the weekend. I wish we never had vacations.

Just kidding!

I hate school! Do you know what I would rather do than go to school? I would rather eat a dead-bug sandwich. No, I would rather eat a live-bug sandwich. That would be even worse than a dead-bug sandwich, because the bugs would still be moving around in the sandwich while I was eating it. Ugh, disgusting! But even more disgusting than eating a live-bug sandwich is going to school.

I don't hate everything, you know. Some stuff I love. Like video games. And skateboarding. And trick biking.

I'll tell you the one thing that I really love more than anything in the world. And it's not Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair.

I love Pee Wee Football.

In the fall I play football every Saturday. Football is cool because you get to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts. And the best part is, you don't even get punished!

At school, if you push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts, you have to go to the principal's office. But in football you're supposed to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts.

That's why I hate school and love Pee Wee Football. If you ask me, the world would be a better place if they closed all the schools and turned them into Pee Wee Football camps.

The only problem is, my teamstinks! We're called the Moose, and we lost every game last season. Every game!

The good news is, we're getting a new coach this year named Coach Hyatt. I bet he'll be a lot better than our old coach, Mr. Boozer. Mr. Boozer was a loser.

I put on my uniform and shoulder pads to get ready for our first practice. Shoulder pads are cool because they make it look like you have big muscles. Our uniform is red, and we have red helmets with a lightning bolt down the middle.

Mom drove me to practice at the high school field. We got out of the car and looked around until we found the other guys in the seventy-pound league.

"Give me a good-bye hug, A.J.," my mom said.

Mom is always trying to hug me, especially in front of other kids. Moms are weird.

"Not now, Mom."

"Hug me, A.J.," my mom said.

"No way."

"I want a hug, A.J.," my mom said.

"I don't think so."

Mom reached out to grab me. But I faked left. Then I faked right. Then I faked left again. Ha-ha! I totally faked out my mom! She can't play football to save her life. Eat my dust, Mom!

There were around twenty kids with red uniforms like mine. Some of them were in my class, and some others I didn't know.

"I can't wait to meet Coach Hyatt," said my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes.

"I hope he lets me be the kicker," said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food.

"I hope he lets me play fullback," said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

"I hope he lets me be the quarterback because..."

I didn't get the chance to finish my sentence, because that's when a cool car pulled up. It looked just like a real car, only smaller. Michael knows all about cars. He said it was a Mini Cooper.

Coach Hyatt and some kid got out of the little car. They were coming over to us. The coach had on a red shirt and a red hat, and wore a whistle around his neck.

But there was something really strange about him.

He wasn't a him at all!

Coach Hyatt was . . . a lady!

My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! AER. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 23, 2009

    my kids like the titles because they rhyme and because they kind of give you a hint on what the book is going to be about.

    these books are very funny my kids really like them. and they are AR books in their school.

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2012

    Awesome

    I love the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 25, 2011

    Recommended

    My grandson did not like to read until I started buying hime The Weird School Daze series. Now he lets me know when he is ready for the next book.

    5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 28, 2011

    Pee Wee Football

    In this book i only read the sample well. I thank so far that it is great

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 14, 2011

    my son loves this book series.....

    i brought these books for my first grader and he loves them we finish one book within a week and he is on to the next one i have brought everybook and i will be passing them down to my daughters real funny for children to read......

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2010

    Funny

    This is a great book for young readers. My son is 7 and really enjoyed reading it with me. It kept his interest throughout the entire book, and we looked forward to reading time each night.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 16, 2012

    Awsome

    Sick book

    3 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2013

    To jb rocks

    The police found drugs and a taser in justin biebers tour bus

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 9, 2009

    I like this series!

    This is an awesome series. I've read all the My Weird School and My Weird School Daze. I always like the story. It's easy to read but fun. I like that this book was a paperback. I think boys ages 6 -- 10 would really like these books.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 31, 2012

    horrid

    I hated this

    1 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2012

    Pooop

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    1 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2012

    Wyatt is weeeeeeeeiiiiiiiird

    he picks his nose and almost costs aj the big game




    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 7, 2009

    Fun stories for boys

    My son loves this series and awaits anxiously all new editions. He tells me that stories are all funny and characters are very likeable. Alot more out there for girls then for 9 year old boys.
    #5 is on my list for next purchase!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 3, 2014

    EWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I DON'T LIKE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 3, 2013

    Anounumus

    Jb sucks

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 9, 2013

    To jb rocks by sparkle.

    Omg u like jb? The police found drugs, a taser, and a rifle in justin biebers tour bus. That guy sounds like a cat stuffed in a gym sock when he sings. Farty, farty fatry craap oh farty farty farty craaap ohh thought id eat a booger for sna-aaak yummy yum that song is not music to my ears. One time i bought jb posters and taped them on my friends wall. She walked in and was so embarrased. She fainted. Her mom rushed her to the ER. It was sad. NOT!! MY FRIEND IS SO BOSSY. Omg look at the time i got 2get2 bed. Goin to mexico tmrw. Uh huh oh yeeah. Ps. I live in NY. Its 10:15 pm. Bye

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 20, 2013

    Oh no!

    Dont start posting cat crap

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2013

    Nasty

    This book is very nasty

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