The Complete Book of Farts

The Complete Book of Farts

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by Alec Bromcie
     
 

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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!

flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding

Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied

Overview

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!

flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding

Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting.

For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it).

Now, in a single volume, readers will discover:

  • history's greatest farters;
  • recipes for fantastic farts;
  • farting etiquette;
  • farting vocabulary for world travelers;
  • funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips;
  • true farting confessions;
  • and much more!

    No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781585428984
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
10/13/2011
Pages:
160
Sales rank:
964,460
Product dimensions:
4.40(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.50(d)
Age Range:
18 Years

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Alec Bromcie is the much-needed pseudonym for a very upstanding and unassuming British writer.

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The Complete Book of Farts 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 20 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Something stinks! Oh,hi Murray.( Murray is my cat.He has a ton of fluff on his belly & his butt.That is why we call him furry Murray.) Wait! Murray was that you who farted? Oh, you little fluff-butt! I am going to get you this time!(sorry, Murray had a gas attack again!)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lol. I cant believe it. I want to buy this for my brother!!!! :-)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
DO NOT GET THE FREE SAMPLE! It is a waste of space and you dont even get to read any little bit of the actual book. From other reviews this is a gross,fun book about farts! Do not buy book if you are not mature or just want to be stupid with a dare!! Weeka 101 Keep us posted
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hahahaha the best fart book... all about farts i am a fartestpupu
Kathy Kooda More than 1 year ago
I love farts hhahaahahahaha
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I FARTED!!!!!!! WHILE READING THIS!!!!!! FUNNY, AKWARD, AND IRONIC!!!!!!!!! MOSTLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I want to buy this book because my nick name is gasy girl and my freinds is the queen of farts
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Terrible summary. Farting is entertainment for me. Im female
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
11.99 for a book of fart????.a.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My uncle should totally be in this. Can we rewrite the book. Total fart master.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book stinks
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
At lola result one
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is just gross who would right a book about farts its just plain wierd .....
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Peeeeeeeyeeeeeeewwwwww!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Relly funy if you ever fart say sayfty
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book is stupid
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Okay , who writes a book about farts? Well, obviouusly this author does but, again, you have got to be joking! Happy readings, From Me :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
pooooop
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Muffins? Really?