The Complete Book of Farts [NOOK Book]

Overview

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!

flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding

Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich ...
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The Complete Book of Farts

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Overview

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!

flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding

Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting.

For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it).

Now, in a single volume, readers will discover:

history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more!

No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!


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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101547571
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 10/13/2011
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 160
  • File size: 840 KB

Meet the Author

Alec Bromcie is the much-needed pseudonym for a very upstanding and unassuming British writer.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 4, 2011

    Hahah

    I love farts hhahaahahahaha

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 9, 2013

    P.U!!!!!!!!!

    Something stinks! Oh,hi Murray.( Murray is my cat.He has a ton of fluff on his belly & his butt.That is why we call him furry Murray.) Wait! Murray was that you who farted? Oh, you little fluff-butt! I am going to get you this time!(sorry, Murray had a gas attack again!)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 10, 2013

    FARTS? I AM IN!

    Lol. I cant believe it. I want to buy this for my brother!!!! :-)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 8, 2012

    Weeka 101: DO NOT GET THE FREE SAMPLE!

    DO NOT GET THE FREE SAMPLE!
    It is a waste of space and you dont even get to read any little bit of the actual book. From other reviews this is a gross,fun book about farts! Do not buy book if you are not mature or just want to be stupid with a dare!!
    Weeka 101
    Keep us posted

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 20, 2012

    Eweewewwwwwwwwwwww!

    Peeeeeeeyeeeeeeewwwwww!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2012

    Is the best book ever!!!!!!!

    Hahahaha the best fart book... all about farts i am a fartestpupu

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 18, 2012

    cool

    pooooop

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2014

    Farting

    I need a fart recipie from someone who has this.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2013

    Book of farts

    Relly funy if you ever fart say sayfty

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 18, 2013

    T

    The book is stupid

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 9, 2013

    Wait, what!??

    Okay , who writes a book about farts? Well, obviouusly this author does but, again, you have got to be joking!

    Happy readings,
    From Me :)

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 28, 2013

    Fart

    I want to buy this book because my nick name is gasy girl and my freinds is the queen of farts

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2013

    Emily

    Terrible summary. Farting is entertainment for me. Im female

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2013

    11.99??

    11.99 for a book of fart????.a.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2013

    Cool.

    My uncle should totally be in this. Can we rewrite the book. Total fart master.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2012

    Ow so gross dont read!

    The book stinks

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 24, 2012

    Party

    At lola result one

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2012

    Gross........

    This is just gross who would right a book about farts its just plain wierd .....

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 7, 2011

    FART ART

    Muffins? Really?

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 15, 2011

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