Confessions of a Guidette

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It’s the attitude. The...

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Overview

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It’s the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference.

But that’s not all. There’s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). For everything else, you’ll just have to read the book!

Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride.

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It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches!

“My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.”

“A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.”

“LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.”

“If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.”

“I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.”

“Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care what you think. Unless you’re a mirror.”

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"This [sic] are the three things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys, and alcohol." The reasons for the appeal of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are not easily circumscribed. Whatever its causes, there is no denying the twisted allure that the pint-sized star of Jersey Shore possesses. Her Confessions of a Guidette exposes parts of the Chilean-born reality show superstar that we have never seen before. Rendered in her inimitable Seaside style, this autobiography is equal parts outrageous, touching, and hilarious.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781451657111
  • Publisher: Gallery Books
  • Publication date: 10/25/2011
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 425,604
  • Product dimensions: 7.30 (w) x 9.30 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 24, 2011

    SNOOKI!!

    HIGHlarious book.
    This girl is seriously ridiculous. But in the best way.
    Would recommend the book to followers of the Jersey Shore!

    7 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 13, 2012

    Snookie

    Lookie, lookie someone got snookies cookie who cares about her idont like her or the show why watch a show about nj when i already live here iwatch more interesting shows heard she would sighn autograph youll be a has been if you keep that up appreciate the few people who will give you a tumble

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

    Wow!

    I bought this book because i wanted to know what nicole/"snooki" was really like. This book taught me she is like the crazy, cute, petite girl we meet in high school and wanna love forever. Decent advice and humor are present and spoken like an old friend. ;D love it.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 24, 2012

    Amazing!

    Snooki is just hilarious!

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2012

    Very.....

    INIPROPRIET WISH I COULD BURN IT

    2 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2012

    :(

    Wish i could get zero stars

    2 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 25, 2011

    Loved the other one and cant wait to read this one!

    The other book was great! i got it signed and its amazing! if you love JS then you'll love this!

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 5, 2012

    Awsome

    I am in love with jersey shore and im only 12 yrs old:)

    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2011

    Kevin B Jones

    OMG! I already married Junie B Jones! Snooki rocks way more than Hannah Montanah (ugh)! I love you Snooki bear! LSP (stands for purple lumpy space princess look it up if you got a problem with that peeps!)

    1 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 27, 2011

    Snookersss!!!

    I love JS so i defenetly wanna support her! Jersey Shore beyotchhh!

    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 8, 2014

    A CHANCE TO C SNOOKI VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    eha.m

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2013

    Snooki

    Snooki is my big sister plz stop judging

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 20, 2012

    #jerseyshorelover

    She had Lorenzo in august so shes kind of struggling. At least she has Jwow and jionni to help her out. I wonder wat lorenzo would look like with a blowout

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 27, 2012

    Wtf

    I just bouht this book and all that came up was a sample version!!! If I spend money on something I don't want a flipping sample!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2012

    Snooki is my twin

    Everybidy calls me Snokki cuz i look and act just like her
    I LOVE HER

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2012

    Amazing!

    Amazing!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 5, 2012

    Yo yo yo

    JERSYLICIOUS PAULY D MITE MOVE ON FROM JS SAD HE AND SNOOKI MY FAVS

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 15, 2012

    I LOVE YOU snooki

    I love you and yoir snooki bun if i ever saw you i will faint are you and dina best friend

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 3, 2012

    Loved it

    I love jersey shore and snooki! Great book!

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2012

    Most real Snooki

    I love it she can be innapropriate but she is not doubt an idol because of how she is herself!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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