Confessions of a Guidette

Confessions of a Guidette

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by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
     
 

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It’s the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference.

But that’s not all. There’s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). For everything else, you’ll just have to read the book!

Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride.

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It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches!

“My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.”

“A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.”

“LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.”

“If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.”

“I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.”

“Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care what you think. Unless you’re a mirror.”

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781451657142
Publisher:
Gallery Books
Publication date:
11/01/2011
Sold by:
SIMON & SCHUSTER
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
192
Sales rank:
1,015,656
File size:
43 MB
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Meet the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

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Confessions of a Guidette 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 31 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
HIGHlarious book. This girl is seriously ridiculous. But in the best way. Would recommend the book to followers of the Jersey Shore!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I bought this book because i wanted to know what nicole/"snooki" was really like. This book taught me she is like the crazy, cute, petite girl we meet in high school and wanna love forever. Decent advice and humor are present and spoken like an old friend. ;D love it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I friggin' LOVE pickles on my top 5 things on my to-do list is marry a friggin' pickle
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
eha.m
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Snooki is my big sister plz stop judging
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She had Lorenzo in august so shes kind of struggling. At least she has Jwow and jionni to help her out. I wonder wat lorenzo would look like with a blowout
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I just bouht this book and all that came up was a sample version!!! If I spend money on something I don't want a flipping sample!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Everybidy calls me Snokki cuz i look and act just like her I LOVE HER
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amazing!
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Snooki is just hilarious!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You are sexy snooki
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lookie, lookie someone got snookies cookie who cares about her idont like her or the show why watch a show about nj when i already live here iwatch more interesting shows heard she would sighn autograph youll be a has been if you keep that up appreciate the few people who will give you a tumble
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The other book was great! i got it signed and its amazing! if you love JS then you'll love this!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
JERSYLICIOUS PAULY D MITE MOVE ON FROM JS SAD HE AND SNOOKI MY FAVS
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love you and yoir snooki bun if i ever saw you i will faint are you and dina best friend
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love it she can be innapropriate but she is not doubt an idol because of how she is herself!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I luv this book!!!!! Better than her first book!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am in love with jersey shore and im only 12 yrs old:)