Crabs [NOOK Book]

Overview

They bring a world-wide end to violence, complete personal serenity, and total joy. Why not then allow an alien crustacean to burrow its spiny tentacle deep into your cerebellum?

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Overview

They bring a world-wide end to violence, complete personal serenity, and total joy. Why not then allow an alien crustacean to burrow its spiny tentacle deep into your cerebellum?

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940032872818
  • Publisher: Paul Corusoe
  • Publication date: 11/8/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 107,274
  • File size: 79 KB

Meet the Author

I heard Mark Twain picked cotton, captained a riverboat, and failed at gold mining before becoming a full time writer. The only thing I've picked recently is my nose and my ex-wife says I'm not even good at that, but I have had some rather spectacular failures. I spray painted trucks for a spell and inhaled a fair bit of overspray, which I account for the oddness of my thinking. I also swallowed more than a few gallons of fish piss cleaning aquariums for a pet wholesaler (I got the siphon going by sucking on a hose). I'll do the math for you - I cleaned 100 tanks a week for a year and failed to get the damn hose out of my mouth about every tenth time. That means I gargled with over 500 mouthfuls of fish poop during my career - enough to make anyone a little kooky. But it sure made my hair grow. Timing was never my strong suit, so I never should have tried playing the stock market, because what little money I had was lost there. After that, I guess I got a little lost too. That was a while ago. Now I write some and just try to keep high and dry while I captain my cosmic riverboat up the big river. I'd be happy if you came aboard for a visit.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2014

    EAT NOM NOM GOOD CRAB THERE IS NOTHIN BELOW

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2013

    Crabs

    So good

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2013

    Okay

    Nice short story but the concept was nothing new. Still a good read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2013

    Scary

    The story is quite frightening....can sure work the imagination...thank you for thefreecread!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 3, 2012

    Odd

    Great concept. In our future, what are we willing to give up in exchange for a safer world? What will we accept? Dark, scary, and odd. Maybe some more details, but a good read. At 12 pages, quick.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2012

    Ok

    It was ok but a little strange

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