CRAZY SHIT CHARLIE SHEEN SAYS (Special Nook Edition) Charlie Sheen's Most Bat Shit Crazy Quotes (A Shit My Dad Says Parody Book) Quotes by Charlie Sheen, Star of Two and a Half Men and Violent Torpedo of Truth NOOKbook [NOOK Book]

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ALL OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S MOST BAT SH*T CRAZY QUOTES IN A SINGLE NOOK COLLECTION!

AN OUTLANDISH CHARLIE SHEEN QUOTE ON EVERY SINGLE PAGE!!!

"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger ...
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CRAZY SHIT CHARLIE SHEEN SAYS (Special Nook Edition) Charlie Sheen's Most Bat Shit Crazy Quotes (A Shit My Dad Says Parody Book) Quotes by Charlie Sheen, Star of Two and a Half Men and Violent Torpedo of Truth NOOKbook

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Overview

ALL OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S MOST BAT SH*T CRAZY QUOTES IN A SINGLE NOOK COLLECTION!

AN OUTLANDISH CHARLIE SHEEN QUOTE ON EVERY SINGLE PAGE!!!

"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."

“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude."

“I’m not bi-polar … I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

“I guess I’m just that goddamn bitchin’.”

“People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.”

"Do not fear...the Sheenius is here!"

“I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

"That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."


TABLE OF CONTENTS

Charlie Sheen on Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen on His Enemies
Charlie Sheen on Drugs
Charlie Sheen on Women
Charlie Sheen on His Disputes with CBS and Warner Brothers
Charlie Sheen on WTF???


Note: This is a book of humor, parody and satire. It is not endorsed by Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men™ or Shit My Dad Says™
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Meet the Author

Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965), better known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.

His character roles in films have included Chris Taylor in the 1986 Vietnam War drama Platoon, Jake Kesey in the 1986 film The Wraith, and Bud Fox in the 1987 film Wall Street. His career has also included more comedic films such as Major League, the Hot Shots! films, and Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4. On television, Sheen is known for his roles on two sitcoms: as Charlie Crawford on Spin City and as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television, earning US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.

Sheen's personal life has also made headlines, including reports about alcohol and drug abuse and marital problems as well as allegations of domestic violence. He was fired from his role on Two and a Half Men by CBS and Warner Bros. on March 7, 2011. Sheen subsequently announced a nationwide tour. (Wikimedia Foundation)
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