Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1) [NOOK Book]

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Crime Does Pay (An Ongoing FBI Criminal Investigation, A True Crime Epic, 3 Books In 1)
This true story is an autobiography written and lived by the author. To avoid being ensnared in a web of crime, learn of the day to day criminal operations of a mobile home dealership along with the many sexual perversions of its employees. Learn how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, corrupt judges, a de facto state and last but not least, your assigned...

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Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1)

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Crime Does Pay (An Ongoing FBI Criminal Investigation, A True Crime Epic, 3 Books In 1)
This true story is an autobiography written and lived by the author. To avoid being ensnared in a web of crime, learn of the day to day criminal operations of a mobile home dealership along with the many sexual perversions of its employees. Learn how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, corrupt judges, a de facto state and last but not least, your assigned assassins! From bank fraud to murder, this shocking true crime story is an unvarnished and riveting account that exposes . . . All The Dirt!

Its the best book in its genre. Once you start reading it and become engrossed, shocked, amazed, horrified and offended, you won't be able to put it down. Its the first book of its kind, read and live another day!

You'll meet the infamous mortgage broker Big Larry "the Bank" Kelner: "The only thing that Big Larry is afraid of, is a hooker with cold hands."

Meet Brother Brent Wainwright: "We don't sell our mobile homes to Negroes, 'cause we only lynch them from The Wayne Frier Negro Hangin' Tree! I always feed my dead Negroes to the 'gators as tasty 'gator bait. And the hungry 'gators loves it! I gots to kill me a black Negro every day, Ha, Ha, Ha!"

Meet Brother Barry G. Branson: "If I can't get me a ten year old virgin to rape with anal sex, than I'd love to have a hairy transvestite wearing nothing but rawhide boots. I really needs to rape Lauren's fuzzy little peach in the weeds out back!"

Meet a country bumpkin attorney: "You need to hire me as your attorney, because I know everyone in town. I know all the judges! In the courthouse, I know the guy who sells the tampons! In the party store, I know the girl with the big balloons! In the music store, I know a girl who lets me play with her pink organ. On the golf course, I know a girl caddie who loves to hold my fat little putter. In the bakery, I know the sexy blonde girl who always makes my banana cream!"

Meet the crime-ridden Judge Howard, who, will dismiss felony drug charges for sexual favors from a beautiful blonde knockout: "My sweet little Sweet Cheeks, you can spend the rest of your days in a prison cell with lesbians performing oral sex and sodomy acts on every orifice that you have, or would you rather meet with me in my chambers every week for oral updates, can I make it any clearer than that Sweet Cheeks? In my chambers, you can call me -- Big Daddy! And in my chambers, you can hold my big mallet Baby! (Like a dance hall floozy, you know how to stiffen my popsicle Baby!)"

"You should never lie to me Sweet Cheeks, because little girls who lie grow up to become Democrats. Once upon a time, even the young five year old George Washington said to his daddy, I shall not lie, I chopped down the goddamn cherry tree, because I hate goddamn cherries! I said I only like goddamn apples Goddamn It! And little George Washington grew up and he never became a Democrat."

If you have the willingness to fight for truth, justice and the American way -- then buy this book and help in the fight against crime!

Crime Does Pay is at a reduced price so that it is affordable to all. If you need a cheaper price to purchase this book, send an email to the author at the email address posted on the author's biography page.

"This is the best book on crime that I have ever read. If the crime wave detailed in Crime Does Pay is not stopped, the downfall of America has begun, and it will spread rapidly. I urge the FBI to speed up their investigation." -- Senator Rambo, from the House, Weighs and Means Committee.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044662919
  • Publisher: Vincent Monaco
  • Publication date: 7/14/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,154,738
  • File size: 985 KB

Meet the Author

Vincent Monaco is a bestselling author, champion bodybuilder who won Mr. Eastern USA, Mr. Colonial America and many other titles. Vincent was born in New York, and to fulfill a dream he moved to the sandy shores of Santa Monica, California; and then, to the bright lights of Las Vegas, Nevada. Years later, he made the biggest mistake of his life, by moving to the de facto State of Florida.Vincent had no interest in criminals, but the criminals found Vincent.At the time of this writing, Vincent spends his time writing, publishing and most of all, avoiding his assigned assassins trying to whack him to prevent the publishing of The CRIME DOES PAY Series, Book One, Two and Three; as well as the publishing of Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1). So, if you find a typo or some other kind of error, blame it on the assassins.Nevertheless, the publishing of Crime Does Pay will, no doubt, lead to the ultimate bloodbath that is, overdue.If Vincent lives long enough, he will publish Book Four in The CRIME DOES PAY Series entitled: Kill Or Be Killed. Stay tuned!But in the meantime, please feel free to read The CRIME DOES PAY Trilogy to prevent this horrific nightmare and travesty of justice from happening to you. Or, if you just want to read one large book, then read Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1).Vincent truly appreciates your continued support and hopes to meet each and every one of you to thank you for the purchase of Crime Does Pay, because the money is so drastically needed to buy additional firearms, and he needs all the additional firearms that he can buy.The author is in need of a movie producer, a gunsmith, Pamela Anderson and a civil rights attorney, as well as to hear from those who experienced injustice due to corruption in the system, contact the author with your story at: thebookcrimedoespay @gmail (dot) com
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