Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send

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Sh#@ Your Phone Says

“Damn You, Autocorrect!”

If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there’s a good chance you’ve screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect! Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.

Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious—and mortifying—mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you’ll find a husband who tells his wife that he just “laid” (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to “divorce” (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here.

Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781401310677
  • Publisher: Hyperion
  • Publication date: 3/22/2011
  • Pages: 288
  • Sales rank: 35,031
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 7.90 (h) x 0.77 (d)

Table of Contents

Introduction 7

1 Parents Just Don't Understand: Awkward Texts with Mom & Dad 9

2 Love Gone Wrong: When Couples Text 57

3 What's Cookin': Autocorrected Food & Beverage Texts 85

4 Freudian Slips: When Autocorrect Reads Your Mind 117

5 Say What?! Totally Random Autocorrect Incidents 155

6 Textin' 9 to 5: Autocorrected on the Clock 187

7 With Friends Like These: When Friends Let Friends Get Autocorrected 221

Afterword 279

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