The Darcys & the Bingleys meet the Kama Sutra?
Now they had come to it, the moment he dreaded. ¿We are to marry in nearly two days -¿ ¿It has not escaped my notice, I assure you.¿ ¿- and I find myself in need of some . . . advice.¿ Mr. Bingley & Mr. Darcy, The Darcys & the Bingleys And so gentle readers, begins the premise of the latest sequel to Jane Austen¿s novel Pride and Prejudice, entitled The Darcys and The Bingleys. In this debut novel by Marsha Altman the story is centered on the friendship of Charles Bingley and Fitzwilliam Darcy, elevating Mr. Bingley to co-protagonist with his future brother-in-law. We are immediately reconnected to the original story as Charles Bingley, that amiably good natured friend of the commanding Mr. Darcy ruminates over their approaching marriages to the Bennet sisters, Jane and Elizabeth. Endearingly true to character, Mr. Bingley is not quite sure of himself or how to resolve a pressing matter. After much deliberation he determines that his closest friend Mr. Darcy is the best man to approach on the delicate subject of martial relations and entreats his advice. Mr. Darcy responds by presenting him with a wedding gift ¿ `the book¿¿ an illustrated and transcribed ancient Indian text of the Kama Sutra. Not only is Charles Bingley concerned about his wedding night performance, his future bride Jane Bennet is in turn confused and alarmed after the obligatory mother-daughter chat on wifely duties that her mother unloads on her and sister Elizabeth the day before the wedding. Luckily their aunt Mrs. Gardiner was also present to smooth the waters so-to-speak, but even cool and clever Elizabeth is befuddled by the vagueness of the information and asks her fiancé, Mr. Darcy for reassurance. As the invited guests arrive for the wedding, we are re-acquainted with many familiar characters from Pride and Prejudice Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner, Rev. Mr. Collins and wife Charlotte, Mr. & Mrs. Bennet and their daughters Kitty and Mary, Lydia Wickham, Anne de Borough who has escaped from Rosings and the clutches of her mother Lady Catherine, Colonel Fitzwilliam, Georgiana Darcy, Mr. & Mrs. Hurst, Caroline Bingley, and one uninvited guest, George Wickham who is unceremoniously pitched out the second floor window of Netherfield Park and into a manure pile by Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley. The men folk then proceed to throw a stag party, and Mr. Darcy has a bit too much to drink. We are also privy to a snipet of the back story on the friendship of Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy many years before ¿Netherfield Park is let at last¿ when Pride and Prejudice begins, enlightening us further on their personalities and relationships. Bingley and Darcy became fast friends at Cambridge University after Bingley rescued him from a scandalous situation after their introduction at a faculty soirée. A nineteen-year old Mr. Darcy was deep in his cups, seduced by a disreputable young lady and found in another student¿s dorm room incoherent and disheveled. With Bingley¿s help, the matter was swiftly smoothed over, but since it was so unlike his friend¿s usual reserved manner, he continues to chide him about it whenever he needs to privately put the grand Mr. Darcy of Pemberley in his place. At the conclusion of the wedding ceremony and dinner, the Darcy¿s and the Bingley¿s depart for there respective townhouses in London, and hopefully on to connubial bliss. Like Mr. Darcy¿s new bride Elizabeth, we see a more relaxed and casual husband after the ceremony. This Darcy makes jokes with his new wife. ¿I shall do my best to be an upstanding gentleman, ignoring your presence almost entirely in company, and never endeavour to gaze upon you or whisper private jokes in your ear at parties_ ¿ Her response was to kiss him. Well, to kiss him and to climb on top of him, the ultimate assertion of authority. ¿That is not what I prefer, Mr. Darcy.¿ ¿Then we are in agreement. I will treat you with great love and compassion in front of guests and as a wanton wench i
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