Darkside Zodiac: Pisces

Darkside Zodiac: Pisces

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by Stella Hyde
     
 

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Pisces the Fish, the zodiac’s charming substance enthusiast. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Being Pisces, you will be grievously hurt and disappointed that you have been so falsely represented, deny everything, and

Overview

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Pisces the Fish, the zodiac’s charming substance enthusiast. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. Being Pisces, you will be grievously hurt and disappointed that you have been so falsely represented, deny everything, and blame the rest of the zodiac. You may sue.

What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here’s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?)

* Bitch factor? You got it.

Likewise

* Annoying habits

* Deadly sin of choice

* Your love life. Hah.

* Your criminal career

* Your road rage

Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it’s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.

Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781782400165
Publisher:
The Ivy Press
Publication date:
04/24/2013
Series:
Darkside Zodiac , #12
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,026,244
File size:
2 MB

Meet the Author

Stella Hyde writes on the dysphoric side of the stars. She is the author of The Darkside Zodiac, The Darkside Zodiac in Love, The Darkside Zodiac  at Work and Snarling Tiger, Dirty Rat. She lives in an oppressively picturesque village in rural essex, but has no cats.  It will come as no surprise that she is a passive-aggressive Crab, who likes to be kept in the dark so she can kvetch about it.

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Darkside Zodiac: Pisces 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 8 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Should i advertise?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wants a bf who will fuq me.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How would it work?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Feb, hey meet me at ice blue res 1
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sat down, feeling ignored.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nope we're just friends she just broke up with Tommy
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Yeah.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Is this for se.x.