Darkside Zodiac: Cancer

Darkside Zodiac: Cancer

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by Stella Hyde
     
 

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac’s big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry and self-loathing, Cancer, but you love that sort of thing, so accept it as a

Overview

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac’s big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry and self-loathing, Cancer, but you love that sort of thing, so accept it as a gift.

What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here’s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?)

* Bitch factor? You got it.

Likewise

* Annoying habits

* Deadly sin of choice

* Your love life. Hah.

* Your criminal career

* Your road rage

Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it’s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.

Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781782400189
Publisher:
The Ivy Press
Publication date:
04/24/2013
Series:
Darkside Zodiac , #4
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
2 MB

Meet the Author

Stella Hyde writes on the dysphoric side of the stars. She is the author of The Darkside Zodiac, The Darkside Zodiac in Love, The Darkside Zodiac  at Work and Snarling Tiger, Dirty Rat. She lives in an oppressively picturesque village in rural essex, but has no cats.  It will come as no surprise that she is a passive-aggressive Crab, who likes to be kept in the dark so she can kvetch about it.

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